The Pharmacist
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> >A calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would
like to buy some cyanide."
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> >The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
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> >The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
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> >The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
law! I would lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"
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> >The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
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> >The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-03-05
23:39:38
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