The Pharmacist
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> >A calm, respectable lady went into the pharmacy and walked right up
to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would
like to buy some cyanide."
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> >The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
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> >The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
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> >The pharmacist's eyes got big, and he exclaimed, "Lord, have mercy!
I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband! That's against the
law! I would lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds
of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!"
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> >The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her
husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
> >
> >The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well, now.
That's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
2007-03-05 23:39:38 · 6 answers · asked by sexsired 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
lol. that is pretty funny
2007-03-05 23:42:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better think it over first. You will get caught easily & might go to prison. And you will not get any insurance. I will think of some other ways that is more profitable, if I were you. Don't be too emotional.
2007-03-06 07:48:31 · answer #2 · answered by s_leopando 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hehe
2007-03-06 07:43:03 · answer #3 · answered by 8-tentacles-of-AAnsweroni 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that.
2007-03-06 07:42:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehhehehe i like it
2007-03-06 07:47:59 · answer #5 · answered by anny 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one...thanks
2007-03-06 07:44:01 · answer #6 · answered by G C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋