1. If you're bidding a job for UPS, don't send your bid by FedEx.
2. If your computer says, "Printer out of Paper," this problem
cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the "OK" button.
3. If you want your refrigerator's ice maker to work, you need to
hook it to a water source. Air doesn't make good ice unless it
is mixed with water.
4. No matter how much data you add to your laptop, it will not
get heavier.
5. A bad place to store your emergency backup diskette is on the
underside of your desk drawer, secured by a large magnet.
6. It's okay to use the Polaroid Land Camera on a boat.
7. When you're PC says ---- "Insert diskette #2," now, don't do it
immediately. Remove disk #1 first, even if you're sure you
can make them both fit in there.
8. When your PC says "You have mail," don't go to the company
mail room and look for a package.
9. The French version of Netscape Navigator doesn't translate
English language web pages into French.
10. If you're in the armed services, on April 1st, if you get an
e-mail message to call Colonel Sanders for new orders, --
don't.
11. If you go to the computer store to buy a mousepad, you don't
have to specify whether it's for a Windows or a Macintosh
2007-02-12
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