A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner. Then she
quickly
rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.
"Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got
one for us
too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to
sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out
of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a
sandwich
and a
glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood
like an
idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a
glass of water."
2007-02-11
04:07:51
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