A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening
the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner. Then she
quickly
rubbed baby oil all over him and then dusted him with talcum powder.
"Don't move until I tell you to," she whispered.
"Just pretend you're a statue."
"What's this, honey?" the husband inquired as he
entered the room.
"Oh, it's a statue," she replied nonchalantly.
"The Smiths bought one for their bedroom. I liked it so much, I got
one for us
too."
No more was said about the statue, not even later when they went to
sleep. Around two in the morning, the husband got out
of bed, went to the kitchen and returned a while later with a
sandwich
and a
glass of milk. "Here," he said to the statue, "eat something. I stood
like an
idiot at the Smiths for three days and nobody offered me as much as a
glass of water."
2007-02-11 04:07:51 · 9 answers · asked by oo00dawn00oo 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahhhhahahahahah. I loved it! A Star for you!
2007-02-11 04:32:29 · answer #1 · answered by Aleerfas*Mwah!* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9 out of 10
2007-02-17 12:24:05 · answer #2 · answered by zymzyv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
V funny
2007-02-18 08:30:00 · answer #3 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! That'll teach him! At least there were no pigeons around!
2007-02-11 12:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's pretty cool i didn't expect the punch line LOL
2007-02-16 11:30:50 · answer #5 · answered by Double D's 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it, very funny!
2007-02-11 12:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-15 20:41:08 · answer #7 · answered by tah326_sharemickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-02-11 12:16:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!
2007-02-11 13:06:38 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋