Hello, my name is Beyonce. Do you think i would look pretty with natural make up and...?
Natural hair, eyes and skin colour with no hair spray? How about my clothes. Would i look good in a pair of joggers or average jeans and t shirts? Lets see the responce from the Beyonce fans. Let me guess, it will go something like this,
You wish, you are just saying that beacause your an ugly dog (dnt mean to insult the dog) and no one will go out with you, your jealous. Why are you bothering, yes, y are you even bothering? bla bla bla bla.
I'm going to go and dance like a spaz now and sing about how i hate men then how i cant live without them. Wait, i cant make my mind up. Do i hate men or love them so much that i'm obbsessed about them? By the way, i'm extremely allergic to clothes although i do like wearing dead animals sometimes. I also speak really cool lingo ya know. Do you think I need to hire someone to give me a personality?
Nah i'm not Beyonce, im too smart.
2007-02-10
01:50:03
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