All categories - 5 February 2007

Mystery 1...
A man was found murdered on Sunday morning.
His wife immediately called the police.
The police questioned the wife and staff and got these
alibis:
The Wife said she was sleeping.
The Cook was cooking breakfast.
The Gardener was picking vegetables.
The Maid was getting the mail.
The Butler was cleaning the closet.

The police instantly arrested the murderer.
Who did it and how did they know?

Mystery 2...

A man walks into his bathroom and shoots himself right
between the eyes using a real gun with real bullets. He walks out alive,
with no blood anywhere. And no, he didn't miss and he wasn't Superman or
any other caped crusader.

How did he do this?

Mystery 3...

Old Mr. Tidy was found dead in his study by Mr. Fiend.
Mr. Fiend recounted his dismal discovery to the
police "I was walking by Mr. Tidy's house when I
thought I would just pop in for a visit. I noticed his
study light was on and I decided to peek in from the
outside to see if he was in there. There was frost on
the window, so I had to wipe it away to see inside.
That is when I saw his body. So I kicked in the front
door to confirm my suspicions of foul play. I called
the police immediately afterward."

The officer immediately arrested Mr. Fiend for the
murder of Mr. Tidy.
How did he know Mr. Fiend was lying?

Mystery 4...
If you touch me, you will die, but you can only live
without me. I am a big part of your life, and will
eventually be the only thing left. You will learn to
embrace me finally and rest.

What am I?

2007-02-05 12:56:44 · 18 answers · asked by Melissa 5 in Jokes & Riddles

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What is the point ... ?

of going to McDonalds and ordering a #1 with extra cheese, a large fry, a ten piece chicken nugget and a diet coke?

come on - whats the diet coke for?

2007-02-05 12:56:44 · 39 answers · asked by Your Angel 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Should i get annoyed if my wife always comments on a male actor she finds attractive?

My wife likes a male actor that is on television.She thinks that he is attractive,and continually has to inform all our freinds on how attractive she thinks he is.Would this bother you if your husband or wife was always commenting about other peoples looks.

2007-02-05 12:56:43 · 27 answers · asked by ash219772 1 in Singles & Dating

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Why do Girls?

go for the Good looking but Jackass guys instead of the Normal looking but vary sweet guys.

2007-02-05 12:56:42 · 12 answers · asked by Dont get Infected 7 in Singles & Dating

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Who is or was Selena? The singer?

2007-02-05 12:56:38 · 12 answers · asked by Mike T 2 in Music

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I'm a size 0-1 but I look like 4-5, help!?

2007-02-05 12:56:38 · 10 answers · asked by Lena 3 in Other - Beauty & Style

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31 yrs of age and my hair is beginning to recede.. Would any vitamin supplements help?

I'm not going to waste my doctors time with this, so I thought I'd ask you guys....
No Yul Brynner/Telly Savalas jokes please...
Thanks v much

2007-02-05 12:56:37 · 4 answers · asked by wgummidge 1 in Cancer

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My brother is in Iraq?

I am so scared for him.. I have been praying but I still cry every night and I know there are so many people going through the same thing.. My Husband doesn't understand why I am so scared.. How can I make him understand and how can I clam my nerves?

2007-02-05 12:56:37 · 16 answers · asked by BlondGrl 2 in Military

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define the medical term myofaciorrhaphy?

2007-02-05 12:56:34 · 2 answers · asked by Alexis B 1 in Other - General Health Care

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GIRLS:how come she crys? am i hurting her?

every time i have sex wit my gf she crys cuz it hurts, im not tryin to hurt her, wat can i do so i dont hurt her, she told me im not being rough, so wat can i do to help her, the DR's says nothin is wrong and that she is in perfect health, wat am I doing wrong cuz its cause us not to have sex alot, and when we do she crys and insists we go on but i dont like to see her crying so i try to make her better, wats wrong wit her? its only her private area that hurts we use lubricant and she still really hurts, shes a smaller lady, could i be to big for her?

2007-02-05 12:56:32 · 8 answers · asked by sanjeeve 1 in Women's Health

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algebra a help?

i don't get these, can someone explain how to do them? thankss

1. the second of the two numbers is 4 times the first. their sum is 50. find the numbers.

2.the second of the two numbers is 45. the first is 9 less than the second. find the numbers.

2007-02-05 12:56:31 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

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for the xbox 360, plese help?

do i have to have a hdtv. will the graphics still be good on a regular tv

2007-02-05 12:56:22 · 5 answers · asked by daendre l 2 in Games & Gear

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I have a theory?

Well, i have been thinking, if we may establish that a generation is made up with people who have been born in a 5 years period. Then those who aren´t a part of the media during their generation must be, only those in charge to keep communication between generations.

Don´t be shy, just say what you think, plez

2007-02-05 12:56:12 · 10 answers · asked by Metzikat 2 in Philosophy

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Do you think your parents should respect their children?

By respect I mean not yell at them for stupid things, and not tell them to shut up. i think that kids should respect thier parents and parents should repect thier children..... i never said they had to OBEY their children. My parents always yell at me , and cop and adittude and then I have to respect them! Oh H to the H no!

What do you think?

- Confused teenager.

2007-02-05 12:56:12 · 15 answers · asked by ♥MiSSz' HyPN0TiQ♥ 2 in Family

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Any spells on fame???

anything?

2007-02-05 12:56:05 · 5 answers · asked by BlAZE` 1 in Mythology & Folklore

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how do I go about buying a house when the owners can't pay their taxes?

2007-02-05 12:56:03 · 4 answers · asked by emt_girl_50 2 in Renting & Real Estate

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I am not welcome in her life. I have no telephone number to call my daughter with.?

All hell broke loose to say the least , now she is gone to us all her sister, her grandparents, her cousins. My Micky has disowned everyone. If I could call i would do anything to make this right.

2007-02-05 12:56:03 · 2 answers · asked by phylobri 4 in Friends

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I would like to add my fiances name to my house deed. How do I go about doing that?

We will be getting married soon and I would like to share ownership of my house with her.

2007-02-05 12:56:01 · 3 answers · asked by Shannon W 1 in Renting & Real Estate

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Volumn Question?

A cylindrical gas tank with radius 4ft and length 25ft is buried on ids side at a gas station. If the gas is 6ft deep in the tank, what is the volumn in cubic ft.

2007-02-05 12:56:00 · 2 answers · asked by cevfuture 1 in Mathematics

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Who is surpised about shanny remarks about the reffes?

I think he is right Jagr(favortie player) takes alot of **** and doesnt say anything i think the refes are racist

Go Rangers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-02-05 12:55:57 · 5 answers · asked by Angel P 1 in Hockey

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describe the structure of a Dna molecule?

2007-02-05 12:55:49 · 4 answers · asked by grumpycandy_0 1 in Botany

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what is population momentum?

2007-02-05 12:55:44 · 6 answers · asked by lola07 1 in Homework Help