A man in a nightclub gets a woman up to dance, he gets up close looks down at his highly polished shoes and sees the reflection of the womans panties, winks and says, "you've got the pink ones on tonight gorgeous" she blushes and runs from the dance floor, he dances with another lady, looks down at his shoes, winks and says "you've got the black frilly ones on tonight darlin' she also blushes & runs off. The girls are chatting in the washroom, their friend says "i'll fool him" she takes off her panties puts them in her purse and gets him up to dance. The man again moves in close looks down at the reflection and sighs "oh no £100 for a pair of shoes and they've got a crack in them already"....
2007-02-03
07:00:47
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