A man in a nightclub gets a woman up to dance, he gets up close looks down at his highly polished shoes and sees the reflection of the womans panties, winks and says, "you've got the pink ones on tonight gorgeous" she blushes and runs from the dance floor, he dances with another lady, looks down at his shoes, winks and says "you've got the black frilly ones on tonight darlin' she also blushes & runs off. The girls are chatting in the washroom, their friend says "i'll fool him" she takes off her panties puts them in her purse and gets him up to dance. The man again moves in close looks down at the reflection and sighs "oh no £100 for a pair of shoes and they've got a crack in them already"....
2007-02-03 07:00:47 · 17 answers · asked by Rod Stewart 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very good Must remember not to put so much spit & shine on my husband´s shoes.
2007-02-03 07:22:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Heard it before, but it's still funny.
Who was the girl, Britney Spears, Linsey Lohan, or Paris Hilton?
2007-02-03 15:04:38 · answer #2 · answered by Barb 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha. Nice one. Also could have been funny if he moved up to the next girl and ran off cause of the funny bulge he noticed.....
2007-02-03 15:08:11 · answer #3 · answered by gman1602 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was it Jade Goody? She needs the money
2007-02-03 15:10:08 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke,it made me laugh.
2007-02-03 15:05:47 · answer #5 · answered by Trace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one
2007-02-03 16:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me laugh
2007-02-03 15:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by seven69uk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omgoodness!!
2007-02-03 15:03:39 · answer #8 · answered by moolisa8 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-02-03 15:04:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...lmao!! i love those shoes...:D
2007-02-03 16:03:21 · answer #10 · answered by no name 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋