man1--my wife was reading " a tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins,,
man2--my wife was reading" the three musketeers" and she gave birth to triplets,,
man3--ohh my gosh,,my wife's pregnant and shes reading " Ali baba and forty thieves"
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Bob: “Emily, aren’t you afraid of death?” Emily: “I just think of it as a part of life.” Bob: “Yeah. The last part.” (Bob Newhart show/Sy Rosen)
I believe
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doctor--i have a bad news and another worse than that
man--what is it?
doctor--u r going to die in 24 hours
man--what can be worse than that?
doctor--i m trying to meet u since yesterday !!!
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man--how much time have i got?
doctor--10,
man--10 days,10 weeks,10 years,,what??
doctor--10,9,8,7,,,,,
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2007-01-26
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