man1--my wife was reading " a tale of two cities" and she gave birth to twins,,
man2--my wife was reading" the three musketeers" and she gave birth to triplets,,
man3--ohh my gosh,,my wife's pregnant and shes reading " Ali baba and forty thieves"
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Bob: “Emily, aren’t you afraid of death?” Emily: “I just think of it as a part of life.” Bob: “Yeah. The last part.” (Bob Newhart show/Sy Rosen)
I believe
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doctor--i have a bad news and another worse than that
man--what is it?
doctor--u r going to die in 24 hours
man--what can be worse than that?
doctor--i m trying to meet u since yesterday !!!
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man--how much time have i got?
doctor--10,
man--10 days,10 weeks,10 years,,what??
doctor--10,9,8,7,,,,,
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2007-01-26 21:06:42 · 8 answers · asked by gunkedar 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL!!!! THAT WAS GRRRR8!!
2007-01-26 21:26:33 · answer #1 · answered by SammyK ♥ Brett Lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A---1
2007-01-27 05:11:52 · answer #2 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some were good>>>hehehe>>5 out of 10
2007-01-27 07:24:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! 10/10!
2007-01-27 08:53:00 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! very funny...scale of 1-10...um about a 7.5-8
2007-01-27 06:01:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!!!
2007-01-27 06:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those were too great
2007-01-27 10:11:50 · answer #7 · answered by chelsea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-01-27 07:45:35 · answer #8 · answered by Melisa 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋