A guy walks into a bar and happens to notice a jar full of ten dollar bills on the bartop with a sign reading "Win Me!". So he proceeds to ask the bartender, "What's with all them ten dollar bills in the jar?" The bartender replies, "to win those you have to put in your ten, then you gotta perform three tasks: First you must down a whole gallon of tequila, without making a face, second I have an old rottweiller out back with a sore tooth that needs to be pulled, he's meaner n' sh#t, third you have to give my granny upstairs an orgasm. Nobody has made it past the first task." The man says, "sure there has to be at least a thousand ten dollar bills in there!" So he adds his ten, and downs the gallon of tequila without remorse. Then he proceeds out back to the dog, and everyone in the bar can hear the dog snarlin' and snappin' and yelpin'. The man walks back into the bar, clothes torn to pieces and bleeding all over and retorts "WheRe'Zz ThE gRAnDmA WitH ThA SorE TooTh?!"
2007-01-16
15:17:01
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