I saw this in our local "joke" paper and I thought I'd share it with you...
A mother and her 5 year old son were flying from Los Angeles to Dallas.
The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.
So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"
The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"
The boy said, "Yes, she did....."
"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.
Have your mother explain that to you."
2007-01-08
21:49:15
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