English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

I saw this in our local "joke" paper and I thought I'd share it with you...

A mother and her 5 year old son were flying from Los Angeles to Dallas.

The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the stewardess.

So the boy walks to the galley and asks the stewardess, "If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"

The stewardess responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me?"

The boy said, "Yes, she did....."

"Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time.

Have your mother explain that to you."

2007-01-08 21:49:15 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! Smart stewardess!

2007-01-08 21:52:27 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Good one....I am curious how would have mother explained this to son.....

2007-01-08 22:29:21 · answer #2 · answered by GS 3 · 0 0

gotta love southwest

2007-01-12 06:32:08 · answer #3 · answered by missme 2 · 0 0

LOL. Um-Hum..... it's all about responsibility.... answer the children yourself! LOL.

2007-01-10 00:57:13 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

very funny

2007-01-08 22:04:19 · answer #5 · answered by simple girl 2 · 0 0

very good

2007-01-08 21:52:51 · answer #6 · answered by booge 6 · 0 0

lol

2007-01-09 01:26:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO

2007-01-08 22:05:31 · answer #8 · answered by Dream_Catcher 4 · 0 0

hehehe!!!

2007-01-08 21:53:54 · answer #9 · answered by Docta Jones 4 · 0 0

LOL I love it, thanks for the late laughter! =)

2007-01-08 21:52:32 · answer #10 · answered by natalie 6 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers