A guy is lost in the middle of a desert. He's horny as hell and would do about anything that moves. On his lucky day he sees a cat wandering around a dune, so the guy start running after it like a mad man trying to catch it so he can satisfy himself with something. after a 30 minutes chase he finally catches the cat but he cant seem to keep her steady. Suddenly, a very hot woman appears out of nowhere, young, perfect body, tall, perfect shape. The guy is so happy to see this, without any hesitation he goes to the woman and asks her gently : "could u please hold that cat for a second?"
2007-01-03
19:23:02
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