A guy is lost in the middle of a desert. He's horny as hell and would do about anything that moves. On his lucky day he sees a cat wandering around a dune, so the guy start running after it like a mad man trying to catch it so he can satisfy himself with something. after a 30 minutes chase he finally catches the cat but he cant seem to keep her steady. Suddenly, a very hot woman appears out of nowhere, young, perfect body, tall, perfect shape. The guy is so happy to see this, without any hesitation he goes to the woman and asks her gently : "could u please hold that cat for a second?"
2007-01-03 19:23:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe nice one, thanks!
2007-01-04 00:10:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol....... hillarious!! maybe the man was so horny he was out of his mind! ha! ha!
anyways, pretty funny ... i giv u 10/10 for this joke :)
2007-01-04 04:51:20 · answer #2 · answered by tasha 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep heard that 1 b4
2007-01-04 04:29:49 · answer #3 · answered by Luke M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-01-04 07:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny... Dumb is not even enough to describe him... lol
2007-01-04 07:14:54 · answer #5 · answered by Cinderella 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was ok but perhaps if u said it was an irishman then it would be funnier
2007-01-04 03:39:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that guy is a blonde
2007-01-04 04:55:05 · answer #7 · answered by efyusikay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really cute... lol :0
2007-01-04 04:15:51 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
then she disappeared she was a mirage
2007-01-04 03:35:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is that a joke ?
2007-01-04 03:36:18 · answer #10 · answered by micho 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah.......................................I didn't get it but it is still funny!
2007-01-04 03:48:25 · answer #11 · answered by J-Bug 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋