I heard him say something, so I stopped and looked. As I was looking, he grew arms,legs and before ya know it, he popped out of the bowl and is now sitting my chair, eating pretzels and drinking a root beer. He's looking more and more like a man, not a fish. He said he won't leave my house until his girlfriend (my pet monkey) evolves into a beautiful 6 foot blonde. I told him that she most likely won't be blonde, and her evolution could take 250 million years, he said he would wait.
What should I do? He's eating all of my food and drinking all of my root beer. He's watching the cowboys, I told him that I am an eagles fan. He won't let me watch my team play? How do you suggest I get him out of here?
2006-12-31
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