All categories - 22 December 2006

Like most of you, I wish there was a TV channel that showed Jar Jar Binks stuff all day, every day. After numerous attempts to get my own TV channel, the fascists who run television channels have still not given me my own channel. So I started a grass roots effort, I made my own Jar Jar Show. Its about Jar Jar Binks in the old west. Its call Cowboy Jar Jar. I rigged up a huge TV to my old ford truck and got huge speakers. I drive around my neighborhood all night BLASTING the dialog of the show. People get mad because it wakes them up at 4 AM, but i figure they will get over it once they see how awesome it is. Also, I sometime bust into peoples houses and toss a handful of DVDs of my show into their houses. Earlier today, I punched my hand through a neighbors window and dropped in some DVDs. I cut my hand on the window do you think I should sue those negligent monsters?

2006-12-22 00:06:45 · 10 answers · asked by Be Intimate with Jar Jar Binks!! 1 in Singles & Dating

My dr. gave me bisacodyl to help with constipation after seeing it in an Xray. They are 5 mg tablets and he told me to take 4 pills at once, i am a little scared because everything i have looked up on it says 10mg is the most you should take in a 24 hour period. Is my dr. an idiot or is he right?

2006-12-22 00:06:44 · 4 answers · asked by brian b 1 in Other - Health

Do you get depressed during Christmas and New Years?
Have you or do you consider killing yourself during these times?
I would like to know your age, and sex, just curious. thanks...

2006-12-22 00:06:42 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me and my friends are starting a band but we can think of any names for the band and we can think of any songs so far we have writen one but we need more plez help!!!!

2006-12-22 00:06:31 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-12-22 00:06:24 · 11 answers · asked by panda 6 in Dogs

2006-12-22 00:06:10 · 3 answers · asked by crazy_monk911 1 in Music & Music Players

you know how i know? because a stray cat wondered into my yard and i shot it's face off with a 12 gauge, actually more than its face was missing, hahaha. it didn't know what the hell hit it. thats the good think about living out in the small country town. no one really cares about that kind of stuff. I mean they hunt buck,doe,coons, rabbits. its all good.

2006-12-22 00:05:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

I'm having my sisters over for dinner and a gift exchange!

2006-12-22 00:05:42 · 12 answers · asked by Jennifer F 6 in Polls & Surveys

I'm young, and have a fair percentage of my 401(k) in the Calamos Growth A fund. "Experts" seem split on this stock, with many expecting it to be a great long-term producer, and an equal amount expecting it to collapse. What are your educated thoughts?

Being young, I can afford to put more money in growth stocks and play a little riskier, but which growth fund(s) suit a 20-something like me?

My plan offers the following growth options:

-Victory Diversified Stock A (Large-cap Blend)
-Calamos Growth A (Mid-cap Growth)
-Laudus International MarketMasters (Foreign Large-cap Growth)

2006-12-22 00:05:22 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

i just wanna know?!


DONT GIVE ME ****

2006-12-22 00:05:10 · 22 answers · asked by funkified_emo_guy 1 in Singles & Dating

she is around 26
has a son named jax
if so how is she and the kid doing

2006-12-22 00:05:01 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i was injured in a one car accident , i was driving i was fully covered but can i clam for injures i sustained in the crash, other people in the car are claiming

2006-12-22 00:05:00 · 15 answers · asked by star ray 3 in Insurance & Registration

2006-12-22 00:04:59 · 15 answers · asked by jamess007 2 in Politics

its in the gas tank

2006-12-22 00:04:57 · 2 answers · asked by reedfrederick 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

The question is absurd! I was flipping through the news and I saw this heading, the question above (Is America ready for a Black President?) and I wondered what kind of stupid person was asking that question! And I believe it was either SKYNEWS or CNN... (I'm not sure but regardless of which station it was, that's not the point)

Now my question is:
What do you think of their question? Is it a racist-oriented question, is it a genuine question... is it even a moral question? Or is it immoral?

What are your thoughts.

2006-12-22 00:04:53 · 14 answers · asked by kmanevil 2 in Media & Journalism

My penis is very annoying im always fiddling with it because it feels small but it isnt small because when its on stiff its same size as my mates so its just on flacid that its small (it gets me down as when i play sports it shrinks an when it shrinks its so uncomfartable im always fiddling in the middle of a game) could someone please tell me what is wrong or what could i do? Thanks x

2006-12-22 00:04:52 · 7 answers · asked by Theo j 1 in Men's Health

Inside the car is extremely clean but the smell is disgusting. Tried leaving the windows open but it doesn't help. If I leave the windows closed and get in it the next day it smells so bad I can't stay inside. Yet the car itself is extremely clean! WHat would it be and how to get rid of this smell??

2006-12-22 00:04:36 · 13 answers · asked by pc 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

2006-12-22 00:04:36 · 6 answers · asked by BABY BELL 3 in Dogs

I don't have a religion but I am practicing to become muslim, Except now its christmas, my family celebrate it, and i feel left out, i want to get halal chicken but friend said to me i cant have both world and having halal chicken when celebrating chicken just doesnt seem right. i never saw christmas even when younger as birth of jesus but as celebration of gifts, having family together for once as no one working and films on tv but never as going to church or anything religious as i dont believe in christianity at all. So is it right or wrong to celebrate it with my family just as i celebrate eid with my friends who are muslims but thats because i believe in islam. I dont know whether my friend is right or wrong. Any advice please...........

2006-12-22 00:04:28 · 18 answers · asked by Cherryl 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 00:04:19 · 22 answers · asked by yogi 1 in Mythology & Folklore

2006-12-22 00:04:06 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 00:04:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

wann try at home first ..just want to know what i need to take off my original color so it takes the new one.

2006-12-22 00:04:00 · 4 answers · asked by mom_princess77 5 in Hair

i have lived in miami for a few years ........well had a place their for a few years. I lived in Rio De Janeiro Brazil - Paris, France , Rome Italy all for segments of time due to my job, oh also puerto rico.

Is it just me or is Miami the best city in the world. Its seriously a tropical paradise. Whenever i was in Brasil thats all people wanted to talk about. The city is lively crazy and has alot of unique history. Miami is compared to states not other cities. The girls are the best you will ever see, a little bit of everything, and the sun makes people happier

well just had to say that i took it for granted for a while

and for all people who want to live here or visit, everytime i mention miami to someone in northern usa they act like its a murder ground. Its not the 80's anymore and even then you would have been fine.

anybody else think miami is the best city ? well i guess its just for me if not i prefer sub tropical weather so that may also have something to do with it

2006-12-22 00:03:55 · 5 answers · asked by aaaaa4857376237 1 in Miami

also c series but may free ...

2006-12-22 00:03:35 · 2 answers · asked by hellone 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

Is it legal for a company to record telephone calls between them and you if they dont tell you that they are recording it. A company is billing me for something i haven`t ordered and say they have recorded me verbally agreeing to the order and im not sure if its illegal to record someone without telling them that they are recording the conversation

2006-12-22 00:03:35 · 17 answers · asked by rehtiling 1 in Law & Ethics

what would you do? why?

2006-12-22 00:03:34 · 21 answers · asked by jennifer g 7 in Polls & Surveys

how one can empower them?

2006-12-22 00:03:23 · 1 answers · asked by chandru 1 in Current Events

Also...what could be done to rectify this?

2006-12-22 00:03:10 · 11 answers · asked by Freeway to no end 1 in Religion & Spirituality