All categories - 22 December 2006

Why does'nt the average House spider realise that the window sill is the ideal Meat Supermarket for food. Free meat for the taking

2006-12-22 09:09:56 · 4 answers · asked by pop c 2 in Zoology

2006-12-22 09:09:51 · 5 answers · asked by lexx 1 in Music

btw, I apoligize to the numerous people I offended in my previous question. I did not consider the fact that morals vary from person to person, and that your morals are different from mine. Please forgive me. I know that there are many atheists that are very good people, so i have to apoligize for what I said earlier. But I also know that being a good person doesnt get you to heaven so do not misunderstand my apology to think I am taking your side.

2006-12-22 09:09:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

my bf always used to be like o and can't wait to see u and stuff when we were on the phone but like know i always say like can i see u and he never asks me ever to come over anymore i always have to ask him........ does this mean hes mad at me or something??? or is he just tired of me ..............do other guys do this???

2006-12-22 09:09:44 · 9 answers · asked by brittany bear! 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 09:09:43 · 8 answers · asked by kathleenroska 1 in Cooking & Recipes

I mean i want to believe but then again, is it just a way for kids to believe in something promising?

2006-12-22 09:09:39 · 4 answers · asked by Maddie 2 in Mythology & Folklore

i work at a resturant as a chef. this job can be stressful and sometimes i get sick of looking at food, but my husband insists i cook him dinner before i leave for work each night. i want to hit him in the face and tell him to cook his own damn dinner, but i need a more obvoius way

2006-12-22 09:09:39 · 5 answers · asked by neff8684 5 in Other - Family & Relationships

2006-12-22 09:09:34 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

You Do All the Damn Work & The Fat Man In The Suit Gets All The Credit

Eggnog Away

2006-12-22 09:09:29 · 20 answers · asked by celestial_shark02 1 in Polls & Surveys

She doesn't know what sex they are, help with some names for boy,boy or girl,girl or boy, girl. Thanks!

2006-12-22 09:09:26 · 16 answers · asked by imalwysrite 4 in Pregnancy

There's this guy and I really like him. I have told no one. He is on my school bus and always sits in the back. I sit in the front and talk to the older kids. Ohhh yeah and the guy I like is a year older then me! So far the only words he has said to me was thank you yesterday and it was a mumble. I dono what to do... Is there anything I can do??? I can't get him putta my head!


HELP!!

The main thing i know about him is that in my school he is on as a writing major..... I think at leaste....... HELP ME!! plz

2006-12-22 09:09:22 · 12 answers · asked by alexis21895 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-22 09:09:19 · 7 answers · asked by dopepink 1 in Mathematics

2006-12-22 09:09:16 · 11 answers · asked by chandakay05 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

I was a little hurt when he told me. he did say their are 2 things he knows about me; 1 i will try anything once and 2 I will do anything to make him happy. With that said, was it unfair for him to ask it. He did say that he doesnt expect to get it, and its just somthing most guys dream about. So should I be upset? What would be a better alternitive gift for him? I just dont think im ready to do that. and doesnt 3somes mess up relationships?

2006-12-22 09:09:13 · 31 answers · asked by Cindy Lou Who 2 in Singles & Dating

His employer takes out PA taxes but not Ohio. won't he still owe Ohio?

2006-12-22 09:09:09 · 11 answers · asked by Angel 2 in United States

Would you like to take my test?
If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.
Scoring is given at the bottom of the test.

1. You've ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. You've ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)
3. You've ever had to use pliers to turn your TV on. (7points)
4. You had to come in the house when the street lights came on. (6 points)
5. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady)
6. If you can count more than five police cars in your neighborhood on a daily basis. (3 points)
7. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
8. If you've ever been beaten with an extension cord. (15 points)
9. If you have ever had to walk to or home from school. (2 points)
10. If you've ever passed someone a note asking "Do you like me?" or "Can I have a chance?" check _yes, _no or _maybe. (7 points)
11. If you have ever used dish washing liquid for bubble bath. (9points)
12. If you have ever mixed up some Kool-Aid and the found that you didn't have any sugar. (4 points & add 4 if you put the pitcher in the refrigerator until you got some sugar)
13. If you have ever played any of the following games. (2 points each): (hide and go seek, freeze tag, captain or momma may I?, or red light..yellow light..green light 123!)
14. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell + 5 if he played R&B)
15. If you remember any of the following candies. (1 point each): cherry clans, lemon heads, Alexander the grape, ring pops, Chico sticks, baked beans, candy cigarettes, powder packs with the white dip stick, big league chew, "Wine" Candy (jolly ranchers), jaw breakers, and candy necklaces.
16. If you refer to Now and Laters candies as "Nighladers". (6 points)
17. If you've ever ran from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away)
18. If you remember underoos or the Wonder Woman bra and panty set. (6 points + 4 if you owned some)
19. If you've ever had reusable grease in a container on your stove. (5 points)
20. The batteries in your remote control are held in by a piece of tape. (5 points)
21. If you've ever used any of the following for drinking glasses. (3 points each): jelly jars, mayonnaise jars, mason jars, or peanut butter jars.
22. You've ever covered your furniture in plastic. (2 points)
23. The heels of your feet have ever looked like you had been kicking flour. (1point)
24. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances. (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge'.
25. You've ever used Tussy. (9 points)
26. You've never been to the dentist. (10 points + 10 if you've never been to the doctor.)
27. You've ever wore clothes with the tag still on them. (4 points)
28. If you're acquainted with someone with a name as follows. (3 points): Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray, etc.
29. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
30. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points)
31. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc). (3 points)
32. You pronounce words like this (1 point for each example you can think of skrimps or strimps, skreet, axe (ask), member (remember), frigerator, etc.
33. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example Craig and nem' or momma and nem'). (6 points)
34. You've ever had a crack across your windshield and never bothered to get it fixed. (3 points)
35. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (4 points)
36. You've ever asked a perfect stranger to take a picture with you and told your friends it was someone you dated. (3 points)
37. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (7 points)
38. If you've ever ran a race barefoot in the middle of the street at approximately 11 at night. (10 points)
39. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (1 point)
40. You leave a restaurant with silverware, sugar, and/or jelly. (8 points)
41. You think "red" is a flavor of Kool-Aid. (4 points)
42. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (3 points)
43. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (8 points)
44. You don't have your own place but your child has a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (5 points)
45. If you've ever had to get to the driver's side of the car through the passenger side door. (8 points)
46. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (7 points)
47. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points)
48. You won't answer the phone if you don't recognize the number on the caller id box. (7 points)
49. You know a child who can't speak, but can do the "bank-head bounce." (15 points)
50. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)

Scoring
0 - 30 - You have enjoyed a nice sheltered life in the suburbs.
31 - 60 - Hood movies have given you a little exposure.
61 - 100 - You may have visited the hood a few times or on weekends.
101 - 130 - You probably spent a few years in the hood, and moved to the suburbs.
131 - 160 - You're the genuine article. You are no stranger to hood life.
161 - 200 - You are definitely, without a doubt an expert on life in the hood.
201+ - Congratulations! You are Ghetto Fabulous!

2006-12-22 09:09:09 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My mom just lost her job today. I know that she is going to come home all gripy and ready to get mad over enything. I've been cleaning the house, spottless, but she will still find something to get mad about when she gets home. When she's mad, she acts likes she's 4yrs old and throwing a tantrum. She'll hate everything for the entire weekend +. It's allmost Christmas and I don't want her to be like that. No matter what we do, comfort her, clean, say we love her, stay away from her, she will still HATE everything. She will act depressed and it will seem like theres nothing we can do for her. I really don't want her to be so mad during Christmas time. Not to mention she is a little hatefull to my dad, brother and I. NOTHING makes her smile. What do I do to make her feel better? I hate seeing her like this, it allso makes the rest of the house so depressing.

2006-12-22 09:09:00 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

2006-12-22 09:08:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I'm looking for angry, hard, or loud music with female singers. Alternative rock or punk especially. No pop or mainstream music please (that means no Avril Lavigne!).

I'll download some songs from each suggestion and it's 10 points to the one that strikes a chord with me!

2006-12-22 09:08:54 · 14 answers · asked by ghost orchid 5 in Music

My Macaw has never done this why all of a sudden? How can I stop her chewing? I have had to dry walled it 2 times so far!

2006-12-22 09:08:50 · 7 answers · asked by saintdane 1 in Birds

Ok, if you download a cheat device for a game..grand theft auto lcs to be excact well, if i download a cheat device do I need a already saved game? Because it always says file corrupted when Its downloaded and loaded on my psp...

2006-12-22 09:08:49 · 1 answers · asked by FerretLover 2 in Video & Online Games

my math teacher is useless. he doesnt teach us how to solve things and like he would give us a problem, and we have no idea whats hes talking about helppp mEE.

the problem is

N is the greatest 6-digit base 2 number
P is the least 6 digit base 2 number
whats N-P?

sorry i know this seems wrong but i really need help.

2006-12-22 09:08:49 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

2006-12-22 09:08:48 · 11 answers · asked by Tinkerbell101 1 in Singles & Dating

I have come across so many people who tell me that I should always tip a server at least 15%, no matter how BAD they are at their job. Because they only make $2.13 per hour, aw how sad, right? Except I know better. We have a federal minimum wage in this country and it is currently $5.15 per hour unless you are a tipped employee who customarily and regularly receives more than $30 in tips per month. In that case, you only earn $2.13 per hour, but it doesn't end there. The law says that if the tipped employee does not earn enough in tips to equal min wage, then the employer must make up the difference. So, all you waiters and waitresses, do your jobs to the best of your ability, smile, and keep my glass full and I will tip you at least 15%, even though I don't have to. If you don't like your minimum wage job (that is, in fact, not a minimum wage job), don't gripe about it to me.

2006-12-22 09:08:45 · 14 answers · asked by Unorthodox 3 in Other - Dining Out

2006-12-22 09:08:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

2006-12-22 09:08:38 · 4 answers · asked by pinkangelpink@talk21.com 1 in Video & Online Games

My friend was talking about one yesterday. I asked him what it was and he just laughed at me :(

2006-12-22 09:08:26 · 5 answers · asked by raptorshogun 2 in Languages

If youre so called Jesus wasnt born on this day why do you celebrate his birth on xmas day ? Is this a bit confusing ?

2006-12-22 09:08:25 · 23 answers · asked by C 3 in Christmas

I don't want any answers saying, "Oh really? Then why do they have so many Gods?"

If you understood Hinduism properly, you wouldn't be saying that. I was born a Russian Orthodox, and I declare myself as a Hindu. I have read the Srimad Bhagavad Gita, and several other Holy Books. But why can't people accept that they are wrong about Hinduism being polytheist?

2006-12-22 09:08:18 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-22 09:08:17 · 24 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys