All categories - 21 December 2006

2006-12-21 03:35:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

He hasn't eaten since 6 pm yesterday and I'm getting worried.

2006-12-21 03:35:54 · 31 answers · asked by gohe1090 1 in Newborn & Baby

A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
After the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower.

In the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I''m sorry to bother you, but I''m awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I''ve got a better idea... just for tonight, let''s pretend we''re married."

The woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.

"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!"
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One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."

2006-12-21 03:35:54 · 25 answers · asked by Janey 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Hello,
I'm fascinated by Economics. I know ... NERD! Whatever, the more I find out, the more I want to know.

Most people think Stock Broker or Financial Advisor when they think about Finance. I hate sales, though. I can do it, but I'm sure I could learn to eat with my feet if necessary as well, and it's toss up to which I would rather rely on for my living. So what jobs are there in finance for LOVERS of economics, HATERS of Sales Based Employment; and how do I get them?

I already have a degree in Business, but not in Econ, Finance, or Accounting. I've considered going back to school for a combination of MBA/MA in Economics/JD Law Degree. Even if I get more schooling, I'll still need a day job at this point to finance it. So what can people recommend?

Thank you in advance to everyone who can help me.

2006-12-21 03:35:48 · 3 answers · asked by T M 1 in Careers & Employment

I have a 13 yr old and a 11 yr old. They have to get up at 7 a.m. I let them go to bed at 11:00 p.m. Someone told me that is way too late. What do you think?

2006-12-21 03:35:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me and my boyfriend been togather 7months now but i been Qustioning his feeling's toward's me he said i look like NEW YORK and BUCK WILD from flavor flav although i look nothing like them ,and he kept calling me them.i'm a very pretty girl it's a couple of good looking guy's who's just waiting to be with me but still i staywith him.i worry if he's just playing me, and if he's just waiting for someone better and someone who will give it up. he have broken up with me 3 time's now. he can really say some mean and hurtful things to me but i love him and i don't know why so i broke up with him it's been a month and 2 week's now, something i never saw myself doing but it seem like he really changed but i don't know if he really love me and care for me the way i care for him....

2006-12-21 03:35:40 · 13 answers · asked by light_beautiy 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-21 03:35:37 · 4 answers · asked by ? 6 in Philosophy

Should i go with him , HELP???
i met this guy randomly and we already went out to 3 days, i really like him and seems like he likes me too.....recently we asked me to go to atlantic city with him for 2 days.....and i really wanna go, but i am not sure, if i should........especially now that he knows that i am a virgin.........i think the main reason i wanna go with him is because i really wanna try sex, and i am 22 now, so i think i could be a great start to my adult life,.....i know we probably wont be together for long, but i am very attracted to him now....so what do you think? should i go or not?? and how should i stay it to my parents , i am still living with them.....and they still think of me as if of a very good cathlic virgin girl.

2006-12-21 03:35:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-21 03:35:36 · 13 answers · asked by forest lover 2 in Earth Sciences & Geology

2006-12-21 03:35:32 · 7 answers · asked by Phoenix Rising 6 in Polls & Surveys

my sister turned 15 a few days ago and she wanted to get her lip pierced and my parents said it was ok. We went to cloud 9 in st. cloud wich is supposed to be a very good place. When we got their the guy told my parents about the problems with oral piercings and how they have so many more problems than any other piercing, which is fine because thats his job. Anyways my mom said no and her and my sister argued for a while and my mom finaly said it was ok if she really wanted it. The guy came back and asked what they had decided. They said lip. He started up again! "Well I dont realy think you should theirs sooo many problems and blah blah blah" so my mom said no again and thay argued some more. This time the guy stayed around and kept adding his own little negatives in there to give my sister a harder chance of getting her way... well she ended up getting her eyebrow pierced because this guy did his best to prevent her from getting her lip pierced! what was up with that!

2006-12-21 03:35:32 · 8 answers · asked by Lissa 2 in Other - Skin & Body

im thinking of investing in the euro market.. are they too over extended. what about like over the next 5 or 10 years.

2006-12-21 03:35:25 · 2 answers · asked by apo_ares 2 in Investing

my boyfriend has seen a lot of people die in the matter of a few months (especially his neighbor that he grew up with), and then 2 nights ago cos he's a maintenance guy for some apartments, he had to open an apartment for a relative, and he saw a dead person, blue in the face, dead for like 1and half days.
We had a small arguement yesterday, whereby I told him he had hurt my feelings... and it escalated, we were outside his mom's house so I said I want to go home, and then he was being mean, so anyway I told him I'd like to walk home. And he basically forced me to stay inside the car and was driving crazy and shouting at me. So I hit him, because I wanted out, and he HIT ME back hard.
When I asked him why, he told me he's confused.
What should I do?

2006-12-21 03:35:23 · 15 answers · asked by Apricot 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

Have you actually run out of food for your dog and just fed it whatever you had lying around the kitchen?

Even in my brokest hour I scrounged through change jars and couch cushions to get enough money for dog food!

Do people really do this?

2006-12-21 03:35:21 · 13 answers · asked by KJ 5 in Dogs

I was flipping through the channels and noticed a program that was about the religious texts that were not included in the new testiment. Mythology is an interesting subject to me even though I'm not a religious person. I forgot his name but a high ranking member of the church sent out a letter that was to be read in every place of worship listing which texts were to be included and excluded from the bible. Who was that person and is there a surviving copy of the letter that he sent? Thank you.

2006-12-21 03:35:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-21 03:35:12 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Sports

does one have a fighting chance to go to college. What degree will a person not be able to obtain or allow to go for a degree. Will the cost be less due to the disability or will a school just take the money from the student and leave him hung out to dry.

2006-12-21 03:35:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Special Education

Sorry, about the panic...

What's wrong with the sound on my computer? I get on the computer today, and the speakers are on, but no sound is coming out...

;-)

2006-12-21 03:35:04 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Complete defination please

2006-12-21 03:35:03 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Physics

I recently found out that 'Dave, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich' was a pop group and not the board of British Rail as I previously thought.

IF pop groups ran companies, which companies would they be running?

2006-12-21 03:35:02 · 4 answers · asked by footynutguy 4 in Other - Business & Finance

I've got a new baby this year (my little son was born on November 30th) and I'm looking for some Christmas Carols which mention babies (ie Baby Jesus) - like The Coventry Carol. Does anyone know of any others?

2006-12-21 03:34:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Christmas

What would you do?

2006-12-21 03:34:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want a ticker that counts days, hours, minutes, seconds to a specific date - like the Superbowl, or Opening Day, or whatever. html or java script solution preferred.

2006-12-21 03:34:47 · 6 answers · asked by commish144 2 in Programming & Design

2006-12-21 03:34:47 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Investing

Sorry for the change in subject. But can anyone figure out why a person would get a rash at the start of winter: weeds, fungus, ????

2006-12-21 03:34:46 · 11 answers · asked by MrsOcultyThomas 6 in Religion & Spirituality

I called Directv to reschedule my installation since they did not show up and my cell phone dropped the call. 30 seconds later I get a call from a private # and it is the same lady from directv and she says "Nobody hangs up on me you ****** *****!" Wondering what I should do about it since all they offered me for my trouble is a free month of service. She could have all my private info.

2006-12-21 03:34:46 · 5 answers · asked by Nelly 1 in Law & Ethics

2006-12-21 03:34:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Science

Does anyone have any kissing techniques? My boyfriend says I'm a good kisser, but I want to try something new, something unexpected that will drive him wild... please help.

2006-12-21 03:34:43 · 21 answers · asked by ♥Spirit♥ 3 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-21 03:34:38 · 30 answers · asked by SK8TERGURL~1~NOT~ 2/davesslave 6 in Christmas