All categories - 21 December 2006

This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...

He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.

"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?

"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.

He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."

Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

2006-12-21 22:34:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

After brushing you teeth do you do a final rinse?
If you answer no, why not?

2006-12-21 22:33:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

My 76 yr. old dadhas rectal cancer,diagnosed Aug/2006. Trouble is that we have been super close ever since I can remember, and I always considered him to be my true soul mate. I also have a 46 yr. old brother who is a recovering alcoholic. My father sends about $300/month down to my niece who lives in Uruguay; my bro has been unable to work for quite some time due to his depresssion and alcoholism. My father met my brother's daughter just 1 yr. ago at 16.. She saw only the VERY BEST SIDEof my dad, SOON dad sent regular support for her education. My dad is TOTALLY ESTRANGED from my brother cuz of MANY YEARS AGO. My dad now refuses to have. anything to do w/ brother, but pays for his daughter to visit us in US.

The other night my dad got extremely angry with me in a public place when subject of my bro he brought up.Now he is saying horrible stuff to my son, saying that just cuz I let bro visit @ xmas, his support for his daughter may stop, etc, and I don't even feel I can talk

2006-12-21 22:33:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family

what programme would you choose to watch all day for christmas
,if you had to watch just one programme all day??????

2006-12-21 22:33:31 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My girlfriend was going down my pants and givin me a hand job and im confused about if i *** in her mouth there is no way she can get pregnant, right?

2006-12-21 22:33:22 · 20 answers · asked by bfstr8ballin101 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-21 22:33:21 · 7 answers · asked by niraj s 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-21 22:33:09 · 26 answers · asked by neo2832 1 in Birds

2006-12-21 22:33:06 · 5 answers · asked by clare v 1 in Video & Online Games

2006-12-21 22:32:54 · 4 answers · asked by Divya 2 in Television

From women who are on his shows, women who work for him, women who were married to him, Martha Stewart to Rosie. Who will be next? Not much publicized confrontation with men. Never a dull moment in Trump World.

2006-12-21 22:32:37 · 8 answers · asked by izzidaisi 1 in Television

It is said that traveling at the speed of light will stop time. Which i disagree with since speed is a measurement of distance per unit of time. How is this possible?

2006-12-21 22:32:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

..Get pregnant after been off the pill for 3 weeks??? I have been on the pill for 5 years and have recently come off and was just wondering if I will conceive after 3 weeks? Other wise how long did it take for those who did get preggers after coming off???

Please advise asap, Thank you and I hope u all have a Very Merry Christmas :o)

2006-12-21 22:32:10 · 8 answers · asked by Lauren2525 1 in Trying to Conceive

fish sleep without closing its eyes.why?

2006-12-21 22:31:58 · 16 answers · asked by sizzy 2 in Fish

2006-12-21 22:31:51 · 9 answers · asked by Zach S 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-21 22:31:41 · 3 answers · asked by hawai_love 1 in Printers

What is the correct method to measure a Penis? is their a standard method?

2006-12-21 22:31:39 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

I am 23 and I have never had a boyfriend. I am starting to get really worried that I will never have one. I have anxiety and a lot of self doubt so that does not help it any. People have asked this question before, but will I never have a relationship because of my low self esteem? when should I really start tp panic, because I am now. I rally feel abnormal because of this.

2006-12-21 22:31:21 · 13 answers · asked by magical_trumpy 1 in Singles & Dating

Getting a hit on your back from your teacher while there is utter confusion (including some observers) or getting a scolding in front of the whole class using words like 'mannerless'? Which one would be more embarrassing for you?

2006-12-21 22:31:15 · 9 answers · asked by lively eyed 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

I just ran to the gas station at 3AM and put 5 gallons of diesel fuel into my tank until the oil man comes tomorrow. However the light is off and cold air is blowing in...

2006-12-21 22:31:15 · 6 answers · asked by HowardSternMorning 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

Think: you have the money from Bill Gates, you should buy some very expensive things. Which things would you buy ?

2006-12-21 22:31:10 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-12-21 22:31:05 · 12 answers · asked by Joy D 1 in Cricket

2006-12-21 22:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

All the complexities of God, how could God exist?

Who made God? How? Why? Usually I get the answer "He just is". Well faith alone is not good enough. Why would God make humans who know that faith alone is not good enough? Did he not know that "in his own image" creativity, was infact, flawed? Is this the supposed reason for 'free will' and so called 'salvation and faith'? If it is, then heaven will not be crowded!

2006-12-21 22:30:59 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

i m a gurl have a bunch of frnds in skool which includes guys..all of us hang out wid each other n r real gr8 buddies.but the problem is my mom does not like me hanging out wid guys...as in she did stop one pf them calling me on my cell too..i had a huge fight wid my mom and tried my best to tell her that there is no sort of "such feelings" between us...but she won't listen.what do i do??

2006-12-21 22:30:56 · 22 answers · asked by tulip 2 in Friends

I need to know as soon as possible. I'm new to the J.K. Rowling site and I've already done the hangman game that tells me the title of the 7th Harry Potter book. I didn't get to take any test or get a student identification code. Will by scrapbook bits be there once I close the site and come back to it?

2006-12-21 22:30:53 · 3 answers · asked by miss_lady404 2 in Books & Authors

2006-12-21 22:30:45 · 4 answers · asked by WPIZDEMANTO2 W 1 in Friends

Getting a hit on your back from your teacher while there is utter confusion (including some observers) or getting a scolding in front of the whole class using words like 'mannerless'? Which one would be more embarrassing?

2006-12-21 22:30:38 · 5 answers · asked by lively eyed 1 in Primary & Secondary Education

What i want to know is that is my weight proportional to my physique or height? what is the normal weight for someone of that height?

2006-12-21 22:30:33 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

♥(remember this is a road trip...) ;)

2006-12-21 22:30:32 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys