This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2006-12-21 22:34:13 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is toooooo funny.....................
2006-12-21 22:35:36 · answer #1 · answered by phattygirl 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL LOL LOL!!!
Thanks 4 the laugh I can't stop laughing im going 2 pass it on 2 all my friends.
Merry Xmas and a happy New Year 2007.
2006-12-21 23:08:41 · answer #2 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have just spaced me out with uncontrollable laughter
10/10 Absolutely hilarious.
2006-12-22 04:22:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhhhhhh yes like it
2006-12-21 22:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by cliffhanger 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2006-12-21 22:58:22 · answer #5 · answered by Live Life 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 10/10
2006-12-27 06:09:48 · answer #6 · answered by hey 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was good. I ll be sure too share that one with the family at christmas dinner.
2006-12-21 22:41:11 · answer #7 · answered by Megan M 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAhahahaha nice one
2006-12-21 22:38:16 · answer #8 · answered by wolverine_weaponx0305 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-12-21 22:45:12 · answer #9 · answered by Wat Da Hell 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
eh whats herpies?i dont get it but then it wasnt me that was having sex with her so i wont get it
2006-12-22 01:08:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha
2006-12-28 07:01:24 · answer #11 · answered by david w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋