All categories - 20 December 2006

2006-12-20 20:23:08 · 14 answers · asked by gord's360 3 in Other - Family & Relationships

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other room.
When the doctor goes into the room he tells the lady to stand on her head facing the mirror. She figures he is a doctor and gets in front of the mirror. The doctor goes over to the lady and rests his chin between her legs and looks in the mirror.
After a few minutes he stands up and tells the lady to go ahead and put her clothes back on and he will talk to her when she is dressed. The lady puts her clothes on and asks the doctor what is wrong with her.
He tells her that she needs to quit drinking before she goes to bed. The lady asks the doctor why he had her get naked in front of the mirror and stand on her head.
He replies, "I wanted to see how I would look with a beard."

2006-12-20 20:22:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-20 20:22:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Donald Trumps hair

2006-12-20 20:22:51 · 25 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

i had seen a lady, may be she was of 24. yesterday she was walking in innerwear

2006-12-20 20:22:46 · 3 answers · asked by Abhinnow 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-20 20:22:40 · 20 answers · asked by daniel a 3 in Sociology

2006-12-20 20:22:01 · 7 answers · asked by perizad 1 in Cricket

2006-12-20 20:21:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Diseases

2006-12-20 20:20:51 · 21 answers · asked by NONAME 1 in Polls & Surveys

Would you rather have a really cute boyfriend with no money or an ugly one with lots of money?

2006-12-20 20:20:45 · 30 answers · asked by pammi_b 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-20 20:20:42 · 2 answers · asked by igottanoe 3 in Higher Education (University +)

I used to fancy one of them, but I can't think which one?
Can you name the members?
One of them, I think went to Cambridge U.K.

2006-12-20 20:20:33 · 22 answers · asked by SOL SIREN 2 in Television

I'm faced with some tough decisions coming up and I am all about being healthy and not taking 'drugs' for everything..[ie: tylenol, sleeping pills, caffience pills etc.]
I've made lists to take my mind off of things, and I even tried reading and playing a little playstation2. But I just can't seem to fall asleep.
Does anyone have any good ideas?

2006-12-20 20:20:11 · 14 answers · asked by perko23 2 in Alternative Medicine

i am having some problems problems with my step daughter- she is 7. She will lie about the simplist of things... i have told her that lying wont get her anywhere except into more trouble..we have tried everything including

Stopping her from going to her grandmas - she used to go every weekend
clearing her room of all her toys - and keeping them away from her for weeks.
Stopping her from watching the telly
No allowing her to have any sweets
warning her that if hse carries on being naughty then santa wont come to her,
we have spanked her butt too
grounded her

None of these work, she isnt bothered about anything. She has told people i punch her, i have been to the doctors and they said she just wants her independance, but the thing is she wont do anything for herself unless we tell her to. I have to tell her in a morning when i get her up for school to go and have a wash, then i have to tell her to get dressed. We have had the same routine every day for the past 3 years, get up get washed, get dressed then have breakfast then we leave for school. Though she still hasnt got into the habit of doing it, she messes around every morning, she stands in the bathroom for about 15 minutes just with her hands in the water, messing around... if anyone knows of anything else i can do please tell me

Also we dont expect her to be perfect, no kid is, but her behaviour is getting really bad and it doesnt matter what we try nothing works..

2006-12-20 20:20:01 · 10 answers · asked by sxe_gal_y2k3 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

2006-12-20 20:19:49 · 25 answers · asked by anonymous 6 in Singles & Dating

" I won't get mad, just tell me the name ".

" I'm not sure, I think it was Abby something ........ Abby Normal ".

Which movie were these lines from ?

What / who was Abby Normal ?

2006-12-20 20:19:49 · 6 answers · asked by onelight 5 in Other - Science

My puppies have been eating scented candle wax. It seems that since then they've been unable to keep anything down (food and/or water). They've also had diarrhea (no blood in either vomit or stool). They've been acting very lethargic considering they are normally tearing through the house barking at each other. Just today all they would do is lay on the couch. Noses are a little dry and slightly room temperature to the touch. I'm just wondering if it's the wax, or something more serious.

2006-12-20 20:19:46 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2006-12-20 20:19:25 · 2 answers · asked by daniel a 3 in Psychology

My Msn Hotmail eMail

2006-12-20 20:19:24 · 4 answers · asked by Gerardo.Mx™| 1 in Internet

i beliave so!!!
Thales, Anaximander, Heraclitus, Pythagoras, Parmenides, Empedocles, Anaxagoras, Socrates.
Socrates, Plato, Aristotle.

2006-12-20 20:19:24 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philosophy

I meet a kind man, he is an africa-american. We chat warmly online. He invites me to go out with him this weekend. Can you show me some suggestions?

Thank you!

This the site we met ^_^ http://www.emilitarycenter.com/inter

2006-12-20 20:19:12 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

is it because they have the opportunity to earn more points or just because they're full-time?

2006-12-20 20:19:02 · 9 answers · asked by 0300 1 in Military

2006-12-20 20:18:59 · 8 answers · asked by chucky 3 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-20 20:18:59 · 15 answers · asked by DefenderOfTheMeek22 4 in Polls & Surveys

Taking into consideration the differences between the physical and spiritual realms do you think consecrated bread and wine is th body and blood of Jesus? The manger is a feeding trough for animals. The name of Bethleham means "house of bread". Jesus in chapter 6 of John calls himself the "bread of life".
The Wedding Feast at Cana: changed substance
The Feeding of the Multitude: multiplied food
The Teaching on the Bread of Life: John 6:55
The Passover of our Lord
The Road to Emmaus: Luke 22:14-20

The whole Bible conveys salvation through eating the sacrificial lamb to reflect the ultimate and eternal sacrifice of Jesus Christ:
Abel offered a lamb to God and later John the Baptist said, “This is the Lamb of God Who takes away the sins of the world.”
Abraham was going to faithfully offer his only son when an angel of God stopped him, he sacrificed a sheep God provided.
At Passover Moses had lambs sacrificed that had to be eaten with unleavened bread.

2006-12-20 20:18:41 · 7 answers · asked by Search4truth 4 in Religion & Spirituality

For developing countries like Bangladesh, where a large fraction of the population lives abroad and sends home part of their salaries, we know that:

A GDP will exceed GNP.
B GNP will exceed GDP.
C GDP will equal GNP.
D the difference between GDP and GNP will be small.

2006-12-20 20:18:27 · 2 answers · asked by ~daweed~ 3 in Higher Education (University +)

2006-12-20 20:18:25 · 4 answers · asked by daniel a 3 in Psychology

2006-12-20 20:18:13 · 22 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-20 20:18:08 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

i really really like a boy.....but how do i make him like me too?

2006-12-20 20:17:54 · 2 answers · asked by anty93 2 in Singles & Dating