A man dies and his son sets up the funeral, he goes to the funeral home and says
"i want the best for my dad"
The funeral was a nice ceromany, the son gets a bill from the funeral place for £1500 he goes ahead and pays that, the next month he gets a supplementery bill for £85 he pays that, the next month he get anoth bill for £85, he calls up the funeral parlor and asks whats going on,
"you said you wanted the best for your father so i rented him a tux"
2006-12-18
23:53:52
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