All categories - 6 December 2006

One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.

Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky.

All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.

"Whats wrong?" asked the mother.

"I was taking a pee and a bullet came out".

"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?"

"Yes" replied the girl.

"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.

A week later the boy came running in crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. "No" replied the boy, "I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!!!!!!"

2006-12-06 18:43:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 18:43:36 · 21 answers · asked by reneebo1 2 in Religion & Spirituality

I want to draw geometric figures like Triangle , Circle , Quadrilateral etc in MS Word and label their vertices using letters - A,B etc. I am able to draw the figures but i dont know how to label the vertices. The cursor creates problem.. Pls help!! I am a math teacher. I need to prepare question papers..

2006-12-06 18:43:36 · 6 answers · asked by sg 1 in Mathematics

2006-12-06 18:43:23 · 6 answers · asked by Cheers 2 in Astronomy & Space

2006-12-06 18:43:19 · 2 answers · asked by Dan C 1 in Internet

2006-12-06 18:43:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Aircraft

2006-12-06 18:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by The Question Man 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-06 18:43:02 · 3 answers · asked by ayeley a 1 in Skin Conditions

2006-12-06 18:43:00 · 21 answers · asked by Krakow 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2006-12-06 18:42:41 · 9 answers · asked by black indian 1 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-12-06 18:42:32 · 12 answers · asked by reneebo1 2 in Religion & Spirituality

Emanuelle
Layla
Keelie

2006-12-06 18:42:31 · 11 answers · asked by Ana 1 in Newborn & Baby

How long do you have to wait to change out the studs in your ears after you get them pierced?

2006-12-06 18:42:29 · 9 answers · asked by JJBP 2 in Fashion & Accessories

DON'T CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME?

instead of the PUSSYCAT DOLLS??? Do YOU NO WHY?

2006-12-06 18:42:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why do us girls give the boys all our hearts and soul and then they just turn around and stomp all over us????????????
were we created for that or do boy like to play the game that girls cant?

2006-12-06 18:42:25 · 8 answers · asked by ♥♥Kuluma♥♥ 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-06 18:42:10 · 11 answers · asked by arc* 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 18:42:05 · 3 answers · asked by dianka(â?ªis a kidâ?ª)â?¢ 6 in Music

when working within the community i want to understand equal opportunities,diversity,prejudice

2006-12-06 18:41:57 · 12 answers · asked by tendai c 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

2006-12-06 18:41:54 · 10 answers · asked by Only One of Me 1 in Alternative Medicine

Is it supposed to be derogatory or funny or something?
I don't understand.

2006-12-06 18:41:27 · 5 answers · asked by ? 2 in Other - Society & Culture

What kind of sick mind is that. They give myriad excuses for all that wasted money, but think a $10 tax is too much if it goes toward someone who needs $9, but got the $10.
How can these people not see how selfish and paradoxical it is?

2006-12-06 18:41:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

2006-12-06 18:41:11 · 5 answers · asked by AussieRockchic 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-06 18:41:03 · 18 answers · asked by Bambi 3 in Singles & Dating

ive done bmi tests and all that i just need open honest and various opinions thank you

2006-12-06 18:40:46 · 7 answers · asked by Abercrombie_and_B!tch 1 in Diet & Fitness

howyou deal with it. do you go crazy? do u even have fun and go out...well just wanna know how u work ur time.

2006-12-06 18:40:44 · 3 answers · asked by thatswhoIam 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

2006-12-06 18:40:40 · 8 answers · asked by reneebo1 2 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 18:40:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What is your message if u knew every Person in the world is going to see it right now?

2006-12-06 18:40:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Font size of the words on the PC I was net surfing in the cafe got diminished and the windows frame also shrunk.It was not even minimised.
What could have happened and what is the solution?

2006-12-06 18:39:54 · 1 answers · asked by tej 1 in Software

On & off for nearly 40 years,I've heard the expression "Keep Christ in Christmas," but I've never heard of the person or persons who started that term.What prompted them to start that movement?Who wanted to take Christ out of Christmas?In Greek, the term Christos means "Anointed One."

2006-12-06 18:39:40 · 6 answers · asked by auntfran8 3 in Christmas