One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her in the stomach three times.
Her docter told her that he couldn't perform surgery because it would be too risky.
All was well for 16 years when one of the girls came running into the room crying.
"Whats wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a pee and a bullet came out".
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the other girl came running into the room crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out?"
"Yes" replied the girl.
"It's ok" said the mom and explained what happened 16 years ago.
A week later the boy came running in crying, "I know what happened, you were taking a pee and a bullet came out. "No" replied the boy, "I was playing with myself and shot the dog!!!!!!!!"
2006-12-06 18:43:37 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
chris was right you are one good jokster 10/10
2006-12-06 23:07:20 · answer #1 · answered by ilikealaugh 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the British ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table, the Ambassador's wife was talking with Madame deGaulle:
"Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?"
"A penis," replied Madame deGaulle. A huge hush fell over the table.
Everyone heard her answer... and no one knew what to say next.
Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "Mon cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, 'appiness!'"
2006-12-06 18:49:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hi, AL (always laughing)
Love to have you amidst us,
and my god I am not expressing my laughter, But my sides are bursting. I really cant figure out how u lay your hands on these yummy jokes,
wait till I lay my hands on you....
What a joke that would be,LOL... Keep up the good religion of laughter and pun, of humour and fun...........
I hereby declare you " The Yahoo Godess of laughter"
and declare my self your page boy.
2006-12-06 19:41:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice one, How many points have you lost today? Are you going for a record on jokes asked? Have you nothing else to do?
2006-12-06 19:51:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Triplets are the least of your worries.
Have you seen the way your avatar is reproducing down the question page?
I love the joke though.
2006-12-06 18:49:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
pay interest this a million Ghosts in a White homestead One night invoice Clinton grew to alter into awoke by employing skill of George Washington's ghost indoors the White homestead. "George, what's the perfect element i ought to prefer to do to help the country?" Clinton asked." Set an basic and honorable social collecting, incredibly as I did," stated George.the subsequent night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson moved in the approach the darkish mattress room. "Tom, what's the perfect element i ought to prefer to do to help the country?" Clinton asked." shrink taxes and shrink the size of government," stated Tom.Clinton did now stay unsleeping appropriate the subsequent night, and pronounced yet yet yet another confirm shifting indoors the shadows. It grew to alter into Abraham Lincoln's ghost. "Abe, what's the perfect element i ought to prefer to do to help the country?" Clinton asked. Abe spoke lower back, "pass to the theater.
2016-12-18 09:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-06 18:47:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
funny put he didn't have to shot the dog
he could of just broken a vase
2006-12-06 21:05:05 · answer #8 · answered by jon h 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
as usaul girl you are truely the greatest keep them caming did the little boy finish
2006-12-06 19:59:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny thats a good one!
2006-12-07 00:52:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋