All categories - 6 December 2006

you could add an 'E' at the end if needed.

2006-12-06 01:11:48 · 7 answers · asked by richele152 2 in Words & Wordplay

Dear Friends,


I have been watching you very closely

to see if you have been good this year

and since you have I will be telling my elves

to make some goodies for me to

leave under your tree at Christmas.


I was going to bring you all

gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,

But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have

all come down with VD from fiddling with

the 10 ladies dancing,

the 11 lords leaping have knocked up

the 8 maids a-milking, and the

9 pipers piping have been arrested

for doing weird things to the

7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
4 calling birds,

3 French hens,
2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.

On top of all this!

Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat,



the elves have joined the gay liberation

and some people who can't read a calendar

have scheduled Christmas for the 5th

2006-12-06 01:11:45 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 01:11:43 · 4 answers · asked by michelle 3 in Software

We have a project to do in computer class. We have to make a presentation on a career. What would be some easy careers to do? Thanks

2006-12-06 01:11:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

2006-12-06 01:11:31 · 29 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Write at least 4 points about the Egyptian belief.

Write at least 4 points points about the Christian belief.

Write anything that the two beliefs have in common in the overlapping circles. Find at lest 2 points.

PLEASE ANSWER ALL OF THE QUESTIONS!!

2006-12-06 01:11:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

whats your opinion on the affirmative action not ineffect

2006-12-06 01:11:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

Just returned from a trip to the xmas markets and while there noticed that loads of shops and companies have bears standing outside with their arms in the air (not real bears obviously!!!) and wondered why.

2006-12-06 01:11:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Berlin

Is anyone involved in Carbon Emissions trading? what is your opinion on it? Is it a growth area? Will American schemes take off?

2006-12-06 01:11:17 · 1 answers · asked by tor 4 in Investing

Has anyone any suggestions and price guides for approximately 40 square metres of driveway, and the pro and cons of different methods (needs to be able to park a car on) ground is quite soft and prone to waterlogging? thanks for your help

2006-12-06 01:11:15 · 9 answers · asked by kevinjbarber 1 in Garden & Landscape

2006-12-06 01:11:12 · 2 answers · asked by blacktress30 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

2006-12-06 01:11:10 · 19 answers · asked by Shit Ban 1 in Marriage & Divorce

would you think god was wrong or unjust if he cast everyone who did not follow his religion properly into hell. and say he only allowed a small amount (1000000) peeps into heaven, would you not be angry at god. this is a valid question, as who knows if there is a god and if there is which religion is correct?

2006-12-06 01:11:09 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Question Details: there r sooo many cute romantic comedies/drama's... How to Lose a Guy in 10 days, Kate & Leopold, Love Actually, Alex and Emma, Down with Luv, Titanic, A Walk to remember, ...the list goes on! so to all my fellow rom-com/drama fans, what in your opinion is by far the best moment of them all =)?

2006-12-06 01:11:08 · 8 answers · asked by noodles 2 in Movies

I am still married but my wife and I are in the middle of a divorce. We have two kids and we are in two different states now. It hurts me that my kids have to go back and forth between us and I think we should try to work it out for their sake. Can you gimme a letter or suggestions of what to put in a letter to convince her that we should do whats in the best interest of the kids!

2006-12-06 01:11:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

my theory on putting a goldfish in lemonade to see if it would explode......If you could tell me how it went please,I have not had the time to get round to it yet!

2006-12-06 01:11:06 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

Are you listening to the radio or music that you saved on the computer? What kind? Heavy Metal? Rap? Country?

2006-12-06 01:11:05 · 21 answers · asked by ? 6 in Polls & Surveys

Once there was a farmer. He had two teenage sons. This farmer had just inherited some of money from his brother's recent death. He couldn't decide which son he could send to college, since he could only afford to send one. This farmer also had two ducks. These ducks were retarded. They were only two ducks on the farm that weren't normal. He told his sons that whoever could get the most money for the duck would go to college. The sons went out in attempt to collect as much money as they could. The first son was walking down the street when he passed a man working in the yard. The man asked him if the duck was for sale, for the man loved the taste of ducks. He offered the son 10 dollars for his duck. The son decided this was very good, so he took it. He decided his brother wouldn't be able to get close to his success. The second son was walking and passed a whorehouse. He went in and said that he didn't have any money, but he would give them the duck. One girl said fine. After they fucked, she decided that she didn't want the duck anymore. The son said he would take the duck back if they fucked again. She agreed. After they fucked the second time, the son left. He was walking home, thinking about what to do with the duck when it broke the leash. The duck ran out into the street and was hit by a car. The lady that hit it jumped from her car and started apologizing profusely. The son insisted it was ok, but the lady said she would pay for the duck. She was in a hurry, so she gave him 25 dollars and sped off. When the sons got home, the farmer asked the first son what he got. He proudly displayed the 10 dollars. The farmer was impressed. He asked the second son the same thing. "That's nothing. I got a f**k for a duck, a duck for a f**k, and 25 dollars for a f***ed up duck."

2006-12-06 01:11:01 · 6 answers · asked by Kemodo 344™ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-12-06 01:10:59 · 4 answers · asked by Em 6 in Other - United Kingdom

2006-12-06 01:10:56 · 25 answers · asked by dipset da chick 1 in Singles & Dating

My birthday is coming up I will probably get a thousand dollar shopping spree, should I get a new computer or do a makeover wardrobe and stuff because my wardrobe SUCKS! And what stores should I shop at online,and what are some stores i can go to in north carolina and south carolina?

2006-12-06 01:10:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

why? what is so funny?!

2006-12-06 01:10:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I was just wondering if perhaps it is God spreading it out so everyone gets an even amount of it.

I guess back when they thought Earth was a flat circle with Heaven spread over the top like a tent with stars painted on the ceiling it was easier to explain.

2006-12-06 01:10:52 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

From what I see on Yahoo answers, if you even question the merits of Bible and Christianity, you are labeled as an Atheist and flamed without mercy. Are there any others like me who are agnostic and are just trying to get some answers?

2006-12-06 01:10:47 · 13 answers · asked by Rosebee 4 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 01:10:42 · 8 answers · asked by chris_loves_jacky4ever 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-06 01:10:35 · 12 answers · asked by choosinghappiness 5 in Polls & Surveys

Electrical storms occasionally knock out the power supply. If this happens during the hours of sleep then an audible wake-up sound would enable emergency equipment to be set in motion ...

2006-12-06 01:10:35 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

pollutes your world?

2006-12-06 01:10:27 · 11 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

If you go to the victoria secret website and click clothing and go under all dresses it's called Ruche matte Jersey dress i got it in black ladies help me put some spunk to it thanks!!

2006-12-06 01:10:15 · 12 answers · asked by Octavia J 1 in Fashion & Accessories

2006-12-06 01:10:15 · 4 answers · asked by Sofronio R 1 in Chemistry