Dear Friends,
I have been watching you very closely
to see if you have been good this year
and since you have I will be telling my elves
to make some goodies for me to
leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all
gifts from the 12 days of Christmas,
But we had a little problem.
The 12 fiddlers fiddling have
all come down with VD from fiddling with
the 10 ladies dancing,
the 11 lords leaping have knocked up
the 8 maids a-milking, and the
9 pipers piping have been arrested
for doing weird things to the
7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying,
4 calling birds,
3 French hens,
2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree
have me up to my sled runners in bird ****.
On top of all this!
Mrs. Claus is going through menopause,
8 of my reindeer are in heat,
the elves have joined the gay liberation
and some people who can't read a calendar
have scheduled Christmas for the 5th
2006-12-06 01:11:45 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
two thhumbs up
2006-12-06 01:17:06 · answer #1 · answered by sickand tired 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
after all this happened an angel came to Santa's door carrying a tree, and said "hey fatso where you want this tree?" That's why we have angels on the tops of all the christmas trees.
2006-12-06 09:14:54 · answer #2 · answered by matgar 17 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And I thought I had problems. Don't stress Santa, Merry Christmas.
2006-12-06 09:21:04 · answer #3 · answered by Firespider 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, nice one!
2006-12-06 09:14:57 · answer #4 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-12-06 09:15:44 · answer #5 · answered by EL Big Ed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good. I like it.
2006-12-06 09:14:13 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 09:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by nisha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK?
2006-12-06 09:13:53 · answer #8 · answered by Bobby! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋