A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off and angrily tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden, the penis smacks against the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, 'Daddy, what was that?'
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, 'It was only a bug, Honey.'
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face and after a few minutes says, 'Sure had a big penis, didn't it?'
2006-12-06
15:19:23
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