A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reaches over and slices the man's penis off and angrily tosses it out the car window.
Driving behind the couple is a man and his 12 year old daughter. The little girl is just chatting away at her father when all of a sudden, the penis smacks against the windshield, sticks for a moment, then flies off.
Surprised, the daughter asks her father, 'Daddy, what was that?'
Not wanting to expose his twelve year old daughter to anything sexual at such a young age, the father replies, 'It was only a bug, Honey.'
The daughter sits with a confused look on her face and after a few minutes says, 'Sure had a big penis, didn't it?'
2006-12-06 15:19:23 · 15 answers · asked by chris b 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
THAT MY FRIEND, WAS VERY HILARIOUS!!!
2006-12-06 15:32:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent 10 / 10 lol
2006-12-07 02:53:37 · answer #2 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha-ha! Lousy debugging programmes never work :)
2006-12-06 23:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by bigblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty gd lol 9/10
2006-12-07 01:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Good one
2006-12-07 04:15:49 · answer #5 · answered by partymad 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
class
2006-12-07 09:49:53 · answer #6 · answered by SteveMcK 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was that John Bobbit and his daugh?
2006-12-06 23:39:00 · answer #7 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was it penis from heaven ?
2006-12-07 07:56:00 · answer #8 · answered by Scotty 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should try again
2006-12-07 03:28:59 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very nice. Lol.
2006-12-06 23:21:57 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
way funny
2006-12-06 23:24:52 · answer #11 · answered by Christy K 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋