All categories - 6 December 2006

I will be happy reply must come with details

2006-12-06 16:16:36 · 4 answers · asked by Murugesan g 2 in Astronomy & Space

has anyone actually become truly happy with their life? and if so, what do you have that makes you feel this way?

2006-12-06 16:16:20 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese

I don't b-i-t-c-h to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.

I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.

I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.

I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.

I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and snurly.

I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring

I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.

I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to lay you.

I'm rational, reasonable, logical too.
I know what the time is and know what to do.

I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.

I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.

I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.

Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.

Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see,
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.

I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.

I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!

2006-12-06 16:16:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What are we doing wrong?

2006-12-06 16:15:54 · 9 answers · asked by FunnieBunnie 4 in Women's Health

i always have too much to think about, but when i relax, i just forget everything. i've tried writing my thoughts down in a notebook but i got tired of that almost immediately.

2006-12-06 16:15:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

He is very alert, and makes eye contact and looks around and observes everything, but he has never cracked a smile.

2006-12-06 16:15:53 · 15 answers · asked by Wanta be a hedgie 1 in Newborn & Baby

2006-12-06 16:15:50 · 2 answers · asked by ImAssyrian 5 in Other - Society & Culture

ok this is my math hw... (-7) to the power of 2 and -7 to the power of 2
WHAT IS UP WIT THE PARENTHASES?!
i dont understand it i know that a negative + a negative is a positive but still... it will both be 49 from the way im working it out
PLZ HELP!!

2006-12-06 16:15:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

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2006-12-06 16:15:48 · 0 answers · asked by jahnavi_id 1 in Higher Education (University +)

why are there so many people who say they believe in God but they do not take time out for God and attend church. i wonder what they would do in a time of need if God didnt listen to their prayers. i believe it is the least we can do
to go and worship once or twice or even three times a week.

2006-12-06 16:15:35 · 20 answers · asked by kaitnkie 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-12-06 16:15:32 · 21 answers · asked by TheDudeAbides 2 in Polls & Surveys

Find the vector of stable probabilities for the Markov chain whose transition matrix is

.7 .3 0
0 0 1
1 0 0

2006-12-06 16:15:31 · 1 answers · asked by J R 2 in Mathematics

I have heard all the stereotypes about Mormons, that they are crazy. Why would people get that idea? Serious answers, no ignorance or stupidity or I'll report it.

2006-12-06 16:15:29 · 13 answers · asked by The Voice 3 in Religion & Spirituality

So yeah im looking for other infrastructure games for the PSP any of u know some fun ones

2006-12-06 16:15:24 · 2 answers · asked by Oscar E 2 in Video & Online Games

i am supposed to find personifications in this article for school.

but i am unclear of what a personifictaion is.

can you please define if and give me an example?

thanks soo soo much

2006-12-06 16:15:21 · 6 answers · asked by Brigitte 2 in Homework Help

I'm pregnant for the first time. I dont feel the butterflies in my stomach like a lot of ppl describe the only way i could put it is like kicking off and on.Possible? Or no. And I'm almost 16 weeks.

2006-12-06 16:15:19 · 12 answers · asked by Bens Mommy 2 in Pregnancy

2006-12-06 16:15:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

There wasn't anything concrete, but he asked her what they're doing this weekend and all she said was she had to work...WE'RE GETTING MARRIED FRIDAY!!! When I asked her about it she said we're allowed to have friends right? I'm trying to trust my baby, but at the same time I'm trying not to be a fool. She'll be home from work in the morning, what should I do or say? Should I call off the wedding? By the way we've been dating for 6 weeks, I know it's too soon to be getting married, but focus on the question at hand. HELP!!

2006-12-06 16:15:11 · 22 answers · asked by Willie P 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-06 16:14:59 · 25 answers · asked by Hamdi93 2 in Other - Science

2006-12-06 16:14:56 · 4 answers · asked by norio n 1 in Malaysia

For 5 years I would not need to touch this money, I'm wondering looking at mutual funds, stocks, Cds, Bonds, and more what would give me the best turn-over, considering also the safety of the investment. Which is why personally I lean far away from the Stock Market.

2006-12-06 16:14:55 · 12 answers · asked by Answer? 1 in Investing

he optioned out to go into the nfl wit one year left of play. it looks like all they needed was a qb. there was no holes in that team.

2006-12-06 16:14:53 · 10 answers · asked by buddy_z34 4 in Football (American)

Just interested in the clever darkness of the cognative abilities of my fellow humans

2006-12-06 16:14:44 · 17 answers · asked by morbidsmindtrip 3 in Psychology

Buffy Movie

2006-12-06 16:14:41 · 7 answers · asked by shashadevil04 1 in Movies

2006-12-06 16:14:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

full course. only in new delhi. probably south delhi.

2006-12-06 16:14:38 · 5 answers · asked by Mysterious 3 in Other - Hardware

Any suggestions?

2006-12-06 16:14:35 · 20 answers · asked by Ms. Pelled Babby Schmidt 7 in Polls & Surveys

My math teacher she gave the class an overview of the material, but did not provide enough examples. Since, this stuff is so new and strange to me I need help on on how to do the following five questions.

Convert the equation from polar to rectagular form.

1. ø = pi /6

2. r = 4

3. r = -3csc "fish symbol"

4. r^2 = cos ø

5. r = 6/(2-3 sin ø)

Thank you so much to anyone who is willing to help me. Help of any or all of the problems is appreciated.

2006-12-06 16:14:31 · 3 answers · asked by Tiffany 3 in Mathematics

My mother got credit cards and phone bills in my name when i was a minor.. Now my credit is bad. I know that i cannot legally be held responsible because i was a minor and also didnt know about it..... So how do i go about cleaning up my credit?

2006-12-06 16:14:28 · 3 answers · asked by Millah 1 in Credit

Do you agree with them, disagree with them? Why?

2006-12-06 16:14:20 · 9 answers · asked by Nowhere Man 6 in Religion & Spirituality