I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.
I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese
I don't b-i-t-c-h to my girlfriends about the size of my breasts.
I can get where I want to north, south, east or west.
I don't get wasted after only 2 beers,
and when I do drink I don't end up in tears.
I won't spend hours deciding what to wear.
I spend 5 minutes max fixing my hair.
I don't go around checking my reflection
in everything shiny from every direction.
I don't whine in public and make us leave early,
and when you ask why get all bitter and snurly.
I'm glad I'm a man, I'm so glad I could sing.
I don't have to sit around waiting for that ring
I don't gossip about friends or stab them in the back.
I don't carry our differences into the sack.
I'll never go psycho and threaten to kill you
or think every guy out there's trying to lay you.
I'm rational, reasonable, logical too.
I know what the time is and know what to do.
I honestly think its a privilege for me
to have these two balls and stand when I pee.
I live to watch sports and play all sorts of ball.
It's more fun than dealing with women after all.
I won't cry if you say it's not going to work.
I won't remain bitter and call you a jerk.
Feel free to use me for immediate pleasure.
I won't assume it's permanent by any measure.
Yes, I'm so very glad I'm a man, you see,
I'm glad I'm not capable of child delivery.
I don't get all bitchy every 28 days.
I'm glad that my gender gets me a much bigger raise.
I'm a man by chance and I'm thankful it's true.
I'm so glad I'm a man and not a woman like you!
2006-12-06 16:16:09 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol woww
2006-12-06 16:38:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch
2006-12-06 16:58:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like a bunch of lies to make him feel better about himself. I am referring to the man who originated this list. Not Bagbalm.
2006-12-11 08:34:36 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The first verse of your poem was incredibly lame
I'm assuming the rest was exactly the same.
But I didn't waste my time, because as you can see,
I'm a woman. Jokes that stupid are WAY beneath me.
2006-12-06 16:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by piratewench 5 · 2⤊ 4⤋
That's funny but, women are more rational, logical, and reasonable. ANd i doubt a guy would want to lay you. That was really good though. LOL
2006-12-06 16:21:06 · answer #5 · answered by addict for dramatic 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
AHaHaHa! Try doing without Us Women, and see how long you will keep singing these Tunes! ..... heeheehee!
Another good one!
2006-12-07 01:29:40 · answer #6 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha
2006-12-06 21:47:12 · answer #7 · answered by lester 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good
2006-12-06 17:14:12 · answer #8 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i m glad too..haha
2006-12-06 17:06:41 · answer #9 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice, i found this to be more of a poem. true, straight to the point. i liked it. thanks.
2006-12-06 16:22:43 · answer #10 · answered by loretta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋