Just interested in the clever darkness of the cognative abilities of my fellow humans
2006-12-06 16:14:44 · 17 answers · asked by morbidsmindtrip 3 in Social Science ➔ Psychology
You take it to the post office. They are sure to lose it.
2006-12-06 16:22:38 · answer #1 · answered by Fish <>< 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1 dig a hole put it in standing up and plant a tree on top of it. they always search for the bodies in a horizontal position, almost never in a vertical one. plus the tree would get extra nutrition, and would grow very quickly. the roots would eventually pull the body apart over time.
2 get a chipper and chip the body into a fish pond with very hungry fish.
2006-12-07 00:46:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am fond of the old classic method: Cement the feet and drop the body in the deep sea. You’ll need a boat and an accessory, though…
2006-12-07 00:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I could only hope you would be a sick joker....clear, it's more than that...maybe you are one of those kids that grew up wanting attention...you better watch buddy, saying dumb **** like this will and CAN get you into trouble....and you will definitely get some attention tonite with this sort of question...well, really a sick, demented thought....get help man......even Jeffrey Dahmer got his head on straight....you had better too......shame on you....lucky I am a "good witch" or I would hex you for doing this....or saying this.....or thinking this.....bad bad bad.....
2006-12-07 00:38:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chop it up into small pieces. Then package the pieces up and mail different pieces to different countries...
on the return adress use random addresses in a phone book...
2006-12-07 00:19:57 · answer #5 · answered by Kevin M 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you mean to get rid of A body???? thats just wrong, even to joke about, there really isnt anything funny or CLEVER about ending some elses life and hiding it....get a life freak.
2006-12-07 00:17:12 · answer #6 · answered by stephanie f 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Hydrochloric acid. Or tie them to the shuttle at the last minute. Or take them to the DMV because nobody gets noticed there.
2006-12-07 00:28:23 · answer #7 · answered by Suga 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Grind up all the parts with a expensive grinder and spread the dust around the city.
- Best answer. thx
2006-12-07 00:16:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Bar B Q , invite your inlaws and that annoying uncle
2006-12-07 00:49:49 · answer #9 · answered by FC 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you can never test the cognitive capabilities of humans with this simple, nonsense question... only our experiences that can test our thinking abilities...
2006-12-07 00:22:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋