All categories - 5 December 2006

2006-12-05 00:54:24 · 9 answers · asked by yasir 1 in Cricket

Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Tokyo. . . .

He's just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is
still going wild when a young Japanese man at the front says,

"Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord, you play a jazz chord!"

So Stevie plays an F# minor on his keyboard and goes off on a jazz riff.
The Japanese man says, "No Stevie Wonder, you play a jazz chord!" So Stevie tries an A and off he goes with the band on this amazing improvised moment.


When he's finished, the lad says, "No Stevie, a jazz chord, a jazz chord!"

By now old Stevie is a little confused. "What do you mean, play a jazz chord? I've just done 2 for you..?" he says to the fan.

"But it best song of Stevie Wonder! It bery famous!" comes the reply. "Ok, well how does it go then?", enquires the blind musical genius.

The young Japanese man clears his throat and starts to sing:


Wait for it.....






"A jazz chord.............to say, I ruv you..."

2006-12-05 00:54:22 · 16 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Jokes & Riddles

He has eerything he needs...but I want to get him some fun stuff. He also likes the OC, his dog and chicken parmesean. Just thought I'd throw the last one in for the Hell of it.

2006-12-05 00:54:20 · 8 answers · asked by defy_gravity42 1 in Other - Holidays

2006-12-05 00:54:17 · 7 answers · asked by Kaitlyn Chelsea 1 in Other - Beauty & Style

Hey all, im a aqua', 2006 has been the worst year of my life and cant wait to see the back of it (not long werhoo!)

All the worst possible things have happened..

Girlfriend dumped me after a 4 year relationship..!
Car repairs, £1200 new clutch..!
Rubbish holiday..!
more car repairs yesterday.
no money..

What is going on, is it just a aqua' thing or is every one having a bad time of it ??

2006-12-05 00:54:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

If you had the option of living in England or in America, which one would you choose and why?

2006-12-05 00:54:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - United Kingdom

How do you become a good kisser without being to slobbery or whatever?

2006-12-05 00:54:07 · 3 answers · asked by sexygurl 1 in Singles & Dating

where do you think i can buy a authentic ryan leaf jersey?

2006-12-05 00:53:53 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Football (American)

2006-12-05 00:53:50 · 6 answers · asked by shalewaanimashaun 1 in Investing

Once there was a husband serving time in jail.
He had a lovily wife and children, living on a farm.
Since he was away for some time, his wife would write him many letters. In them she would ask, how to take care of the farm.

One day, she asked, when was a good time to plant cabbages in the garden?
Her husband knew he must be careful when he responded back to the letters, being the guards read his mail. So he told his wife, to wait to plant them, for he had buried some money out in the garden, and didnt want to risk having it dug up & missing.

Soon after that letter was sent, His wife wrote back.
"Sweetie, a weird thing happened today. Some men came with shovels and dug up the garden.
The husband smiled to himself as he read this, quickly writing his wife back, he said "Now is the right time to plant your cabbage"!

(Get it??)

2006-12-05 00:53:40 · 10 answers · asked by Such A Chicka 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Identify the tense names of the CAPITALS in the following sentences:
Example: Where's Tom? He'S HAVING a shower (present continuous)
1. We WENT for a walk in the park.
2. She COMES from Spain
3. HAVE you BEEN to Paris?
4. When the police came the burglars HAD LEFT.
5. The car WAS MADE in Germany
6. I WILL HAVE BEEN MARRIED for five years in June.
7. As I WAS WALKING home, I saw my friend
8. I HAVE BEEN LEARNING Spanish for many years.

2006-12-05 00:53:37 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Trivia

Does anyone have any recommendations regarding tasting and buying of champagne in bulk in the area surrounding Reims and the champagne valley?

I'm looking for a good one or two wine cellars and tasting areas to visit.

2006-12-05 00:53:32 · 2 answers · asked by James 6 in Beer, Wine & Spirits

Help someone I know has his neck turning blue what is happening? I don't know what it could mean.

2006-12-05 00:53:31 · 8 answers · asked by Darian 3 in Other - General Health Care

has the best reason for needing it.

2006-12-05 00:53:04 · 26 answers · asked by lucky 4 in Polls & Surveys

bubble with bubble gum....

2006-12-05 00:52:44 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-12-05 00:52:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Chemistry

2006-12-05 00:52:41 · 9 answers · asked by febin_ignatious2005 2 in Dogs

ok so...everyday in science and social studies all the gys come over and try to touch me..i mean i tell them to stop im not lying..but they seem to think im just a toy they can play with whenever they want to! and my friend kayle hated me because she thought that i went to her boyfriends housed and had a three some with her boyfriend and my friend kristen.....and im 13 to top it all off

2006-12-05 00:52:38 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2006-12-05 00:52:28 · 6 answers · asked by Debra P 1 in Other - Diseases

2006-12-05 00:52:21 · 16 answers · asked by Blue Eyes 1 in Singles & Dating

2006-12-05 00:52:20 · 2 answers · asked by Bryce J 1 in Languages

2006-12-05 00:52:03 · 10 answers · asked by yasir 1 in Cricket

ok so i was just wondering if any of you people out there had ever "expiremented" with ine of your relatives or somebody of the same gender ???? what was that like

dont be afriad to admit it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

2006-12-05 00:51:59 · 18 answers · asked by Riley B 1 in Friends

A few months ago i hurt my foot around the base of my fifth metatarsal. The bruising went down and it got better.
Now it seems to stick out more at the base than on my other foot. Could I have fractured it? Stress Fracture?

2006-12-05 00:51:58 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Injuries

I'm attractive enough I respond to loads of ads but I don't even get replys I haven't had one. I say all the right things I tell them about myself, the music I like just all that general stuff but I'm just getting nowhere. I beleive in there being the perfect partner for everyone and I take it seriously y'know its a missing person situation and I should be gettting the samaritons to help me find her. Are there no single women my age that are having the exact same problem? Where in London are they?(hint)

2006-12-05 00:51:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

Were you or have you ever known anyone who was shy? If so what did you/they do to overcome it and become a more sociable person?

2006-12-05 00:51:51 · 8 answers · asked by JudasHero 5 in Other - Society & Culture

2006-12-05 00:51:35 · 6 answers · asked by mini 1 in Television

i am talking about when you develop strong feelings for him.

2006-12-05 00:51:32 · 7 answers · asked by VANCE 1 in Singles & Dating