The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da
love with my girlafriend, I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and
zen
Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches
above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished
rootin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my
d--k on the curtains.
And MATE ..... She hits the f*ckin roof"
2006-12-04
03:03:39
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