The Italian says, "When I've a finisheda makina da
love with my girlafriend, I go down and gently tickle the
back of her knees, she floatsa 6 inches abovea da bed in ecstasy".
The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when Ah 'ave finished
making ze love with ze girlfriend, Ah kiss all ze way down her body and
zen
Ah lick zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and she floats 12 inches
above ze bed in pure ecstasy".
The Aussie says, "Mate, that's nothing. When I've finished
rootin me sheila, I get out of bed, walk over to the window and wipe my
d--k on the curtains.
And MATE ..... She hits the f*ckin roof"
2006-12-04 03:03:39 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I must remember to wash the bedroom curtains !
2006-12-04 03:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Phew! Have you heard this one?
The Englishman at a Hotel.
One morning, after spending the night with their wives, an Englishman, Spanishman and an Frenchman came downstairs to have breakfast at a hotel.
While they were all sitting at the table the Spanishman "accidentally" mentioned that he made love to his wife ten times last night. And this morning she fed him paella and rice while he was in his jacuzzi. He also told them his wife had told him he was so good in bed that he should never leave it.
"Well that's nothing, last night I made love to my wife twenty times and this morning she fed me frogs legs and snails after she had given me a massage and strip show. She said I was the best lover she's ever had."
The englishman sat there with a smug look on his face.
"How many times did you make love to your wife last night?" asked the Frenchman.
"Once" said the Englishman, the smug look still on his face.
The spanishman and the frenchman both laughed.
"And what did she say this morning?" asked the spanishman.
To which the englishman replied "Don't Stop."
2006-12-04 12:10:13 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-12-04 11:07:00 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant apart from the profanities (swear words, save you looking it up)
2006-12-04 12:01:44 · answer #4 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hell yeah - but the YA anal brigade will probably slap a notice on ya a55!
2006-12-04 11:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by lickintonight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome! Sending it to some friends right now!
2006-12-04 11:26:20 · answer #6 · answered by Sexy_Bunny 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so npot funny hesard betta out of a mime clown
2006-12-04 11:09:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe u naughty laughing--- aaah what sorts of languages i have to study to understand a joke OMG
2006-12-04 12:48:08 · answer #8 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bad habit i would never think about doin that. i maybe wipe my d**k on the curtains10 /10
2006-12-04 11:12:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I though it was a bit funny bt not ova funny.
My friend didn't get it @ all when i showed them.
2006-12-04 11:09:11 · answer #10 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋