“No, Fred, I got fired from there.”
“Oh that’s to bad, so what happened?”
“Well, I started out working at the warehouse,
running the boxing machine, then after a couple
of months, I transferred and I ran the pickle separator
machine. Then, a month later, I transferred again, to
the pickle slicing machine.
Running a pickle slicing machine is boring, so I
started doing some things I shouldn’t have”
“Yeah, well, like what? Mess with the boss’s wife? Ha ha”
“Almost as bad.. I got caught sticking my member in a Pickle
Washer and the boss said he couldn’t have that here, it's just too dangerous. So I got fired.”
“Wow, that must have been exciting… what happened to the Pickle Washer?”
“Oh, they fired her, too”
2006-11-20
13:16:47
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