A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here.leave a message
Hi, Now you say something
If you leave a message,I'll call you soon, If you leave a sexy message, I'll call you sooner
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need aluminium cladding, double-glazing, or a hot tub,and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you are still with me leave your name and number!
Hi, I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you.
Hello. My name is ____:If you are the phone company,I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send me money.If you are my financial aid institute, you did not lend me enough money.If you are my friends you owe me money. If you are a female, I have plenty of money!
2006-11-16
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