A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here.leave a message
Hi, Now you say something
If you leave a message,I'll call you soon, If you leave a sexy message, I'll call you sooner
Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need aluminium cladding, double-glazing, or a hot tub,and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you are still with me leave your name and number!
Hi, I'm probably home. I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. leave me a message, and if I don't call you back, it's you.
Hello. My name is ____:If you are the phone company,I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send me money.If you are my financial aid institute, you did not lend me enough money.If you are my friends you owe me money. If you are a female, I have plenty of money!
2006-11-16 01:42:45 · 10 answers · asked by junebaby 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Those were cute, I really liked the last one.
My brothers used to say:
"Hello....(pause).... yeah hold on....(pause)....Oh just kidding, no ones home right now, leave us your name and number... blah, blah, blah."
Everytime I called and they said hello I didn't know if it was the answering machine or a person.
2006-11-16 01:51:31 · answer #1 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hello well i have not heard from you in a while
so how have you been
well thats good
so whats new with you
oh really
how nice
hey did you know your a moron because your talking to a machine and i am not home right now
BEEP
2006-11-16 01:53:05 · answer #2 · answered by Talking Hat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the terrific one I actual have heard is one that throws the caller for a loop. you're saying. "hi...hellllo? who's that this??? i won't be able to pay attention you....communicate up" it looks you're stay and that they gained't understand suited away whether to go away a message.maximum people will initiate talking to the device in the previous they are conscious of that's barely a tape!!! it ought to truly frustrate some people, although, even with the indisputable fact that it particularly is exciting listening to the reactions once you play returned your answering provider calls...
2016-10-22 04:46:40 · answer #3 · answered by oleyar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones have heard them though
2006-11-16 01:46:11 · answer #4 · answered by thatniceguy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one was sooo FUNNY!!
2006-11-16 01:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by Bianca 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hello........hello........ oh I forgot, I can't get to the phone now, I might call you back if you leave a message....
2006-11-16 01:45:37 · answer #6 · answered by akelaamy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-16 01:44:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, I love the first one. :O)
2006-11-16 02:07:02 · answer #8 · answered by ☺Smiley☺ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny
2006-11-16 03:17:16 · answer #9 · answered by fred k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are good!! Thanks keep on adding to the joke section!!
2006-11-16 02:38:19 · answer #10 · answered by Searching for answers 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋