Man goes to the doc, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'
So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please? ' And a voice said 'You are.'
I went to the grocery & said, I want five pounds of potatoes please. And the grocer said, we only sell kilos. So I said, alright, I'll have five pounds of kilos please
I hurt my back the day. I was playing piggy back with my 6 year old nephew, and I fell off.
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again.' And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I said 'I careered off the road.'
What do you call a Gorilla with a banana in each ear? Anying you like, he can't hear ya?"
A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts.
The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts".
2006-11-15
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