All categories - 11 November 2006

2006-11-11 15:51:46 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Government

An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."

The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.

The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.

"Marge," whispered Mildred.

"What?" said Marge.

"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."

"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.

"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.

"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."

"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"

2006-11-11 15:51:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

My mind is blank. I need something inexpensive and generic (everybody will get the same thing) for about 15 people. Do you have any suggestions for me? Thanks!

2006-11-11 15:51:29 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Jewel♥ 2 in Christmas

he calls me all the time and he talks to me more then he dose his girlfriend and we talk he tell me he really likes me and always says what up betten use please help what should i do ?

2006-11-11 15:51:28 · 20 answers · asked by angeleyes12181@sbcglobal.net 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-11 15:51:20 · 4 answers · asked by debbie2243 7 in Women's Health

This is mine. http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?p=trans+siberian+boy%27s+orchestra&ei=UTF-8&b=0&oid=4306419f05d087e5&rurl=stephklish.proboards18.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fvideo%3Fp%3Dtrans%2Bsiberian%2Bboy%2527s%2Borchestra%26ei%3DUTF-8

2006-11-11 15:51:19 · 3 answers · asked by ۩ Cuthbert ♂ 4 in Internet

I had a friend in middle school, who always made my day. He always made everyone around him feel comfortable, and he laughed at even the dumbest jokes. He made me feel amazing, and he was always unpredictable and very funny;. I remember never being bored with him. I really wish I could make such an impact on people. Has anyone completely changed their personality like this? This new personality would give me so much confidence and would attract girls more. Right now im a nice guy, and I REALLY dont want to stay like this for the rest of my life, I want to go out and meet new people who are really interested in me. My own instinct would be to spend lots of time with this guy and learn from him, but I moved away from him recently. I would give anything to be as happy as him.

2006-11-11 15:51:15 · 10 answers · asked by youshouldbedead 2 in Psychology

abortion. I is responcible for at least 5. Most people who are against abortion have never had an abortion. They say dont knock it till you have tried it. I used to be really anti-burger king and then i tried the flame broiled whopper and it was amazing. i mean, what is the flaw in my reasoning???

2006-11-11 15:51:15 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-11 15:51:06 · 9 answers · asked by ohhboyy46 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-11 15:50:58 · 13 answers · asked by gwbsbodygaurd 1 in Trivia

2006-11-11 15:50:55 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

We were arguing over if there are any big action stars who are blone... we already stated Leo, Pitt, and Damon... none of which we really see as credible action stars... help us!

2006-11-11 15:50:41 · 9 answers · asked by ahole669 2 in Movies

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2006-11-11 15:50:27 · 6 answers · asked by 360 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

Does anyone know what the term "Ballin' the jack" means? It's used for driving. I think it has something to do with 'flooring it' but I'm not sure.

2006-11-11 15:50:26 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2006-11-11 15:50:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

My grandmother used to recite a poem to me... and all I know is one line...

"Autumn threw a party, the leaves by hundreds came"

I pray someone will recognize this and tell me the title and the author... If you could post a copy of the poem that would be greatly appreciated!!!! THANKS!!!

2006-11-11 15:50:22 · 1 answers · asked by Kitty_Rose7673 1 in Books & Authors

2006-11-11 15:50:19 · 21 answers · asked by debbie2243 7 in Other - General Health Care

Looking for one below $50 including shipping. If you do let me know. Thanks.

2006-11-11 15:50:17 · 10 answers · asked by cindy 1 in Newborn & Baby

2006-11-11 15:50:09 · 6 answers · asked by alfredo p 1 in Government

2006-11-11 15:50:09 · 3 answers · asked by meeeohmyyyy 3 in Cell Phones & Plans

i have never had a cavity before and i think i might have one:(

2006-11-11 15:50:03 · 11 answers · asked by jake 1 in Dental

Please advise.

2006-11-11 15:50:02 · 15 answers · asked by Millenium Man 2 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I'm doing a report on Fluorine and it has a boiling point of -188C. How can something boil into the negatives? Wouldn't it just freeze rather than become a gas?

2006-11-11 15:50:02 · 8 answers · asked by Belie 7 in Chemistry

i cant go out because i have a really baddly broken leg

2006-11-11 15:49:51 · 9 answers · asked by lain 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

I mean, you'll probably say it's wrong, but this chick is smoking hot. She's been giving me signs, too, so I think I could hit it on the down low. What do you think?

2006-11-11 15:49:51 · 39 answers · asked by Ben Franklin 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-11 15:49:50 · 3 answers · asked by ssssssss 1 in Hair

do you like your man to beg you to make love to you i mean when he wants you badly or if he did this ,that would frighten you?????????????????????????????????

2006-11-11 15:49:44 · 10 answers · asked by venus 1 in Singles & Dating

Say the name of the business is "Acme Sales" but I use "acmesales.com" ( with no space ) do I have to register both with the Trademark office? And Would I have to Register both as ficticious names ( if I needed ficticious names )?


Thanks!

2006-11-11 15:49:40 · 3 answers · asked by bizman 2 in Small Business

As I said I have 8 bent pins on my cpu
Is their any way to fix it

2006-11-11 15:49:35 · 6 answers · asked by maytag 1 in Other - Hardware

So far I have zeroed on 2007 sonata gls 2.4L and 2007 camry CE AT.
Since its my first car ,I m scared to make a wrong decision.I m not going to sell it for atleast 10 yrs. I was a toyota fan but the 2007 models have serious transmission problems, and the sonata has a 10 yr warranty. HOW MUCH COST DIFFerence between the both and if a Camry is worth it.

2006-11-11 15:49:25 · 10 answers · asked by Aizen 3 in Other - Cars & Transportation