An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, "Sir, what's that on your shoulder?" The old farmer said, "That's my pet rooster Chucky. Wherever I go, Chucky goes."
"I'm sorry, sir," said the ticket agent. "We can't allow animals in the theater."
The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.
The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.
"Marge," whispered Mildred.
"What?" said Marge.
"I think the guy next to me is a pervert."
"What makes you think so?" asked Marge.
"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out," whispered Mildred.
"Well, don't worry about it," said Marge. "At our age we've seen 'em all."
"I thought so," said Mildred, "but this one's eating my popcorn!"
2006-11-11 15:51:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny! The old hag's eyes must have bugged when she saw it eating popcorn!
BTW - I read some of your questions. I never realized you speak Portuguese. Are you Brasileira?
2006-11-11 16:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
movie popcorn relies upon on the theater, and who replaced into popping it. I worked at a theater. once I first began, the guy we had popping the corn did no longer positioned something on it, so it got here out white, and went stale in minutes. Squeaked like styrofoam on your mouth, too. the different bag of popcorn we bought, the purchasers could return it and demand their funds decrease back by way of fact a retarded rhesus monkey knew popcorn extra effective than the stooge we had doing it. So, they caught me interior the popping room at some point. I made popcorn so stable that we had people coming down from a close-by motel, just to purchase the stuff. We could no longer carry onto it! If popcorn mandatory to be made, they often went to me...I wasn't the quickest with the stuff, yet i ought to artwork miracles with a device that had caught on hearth approximately thrice too many below the watch of one of the managers. After those days, NO popcorn feels precise to me anymore. The microwave stuff isn't buttered adequate, often, and the movie stuff merely.....it is merely OFF, in a roundabout way. I want I had a sort of vast popcorn machines now, so i will make some every time I sit down to observe some anime.
2016-12-14 05:41:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard this one before and every time I read it, it is still funny. Thanks for the laugh.
2006-11-11 16:48:10 · answer #3 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute one
2006-11-11 16:00:43 · answer #4 · answered by hey you 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-11-11 17:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol cute
2006-11-11 15:55:58 · answer #6 · answered by Ndpndnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good lol.
2006-11-11 16:09:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!, that was pretty funny
2006-11-11 15:55:35 · answer #8 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
different.LL.
2006-11-11 15:55:00 · answer #9 · answered by italliansweety67 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋