All categories - 11 November 2006

Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".

"Why is that?" said the other tramp.

"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."

The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."

"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a ********, too?"

"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."

2006-11-11 16:35:17 · 14 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Ok after you deliver the baby, and then you deliver the placenta. The nurses and doctors look through the placenta to make sure it's healthy and to make sure it's all there right. So what will happen if it's not all there. Will they have to go inside you and remove it? or what? I've been wondering this since i went to birthing class. I should of asked then but i didnt! Any one with answers out there? and has this happened to anyone were peices of the placenta stayed in them?

2006-11-11 16:35:12 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

2006-11-11 16:35:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Men's Health

One of the things that always bothers me is when i hear of someone suriving a car wreck or a gunshot wound... sometimes even something much less significant they exclaim "it was a miracle" or claim that somehow divine intervention was involved. Now, why would god favor these people over anyone else? What about the children that god never lifts a finger to save? Can we admit to ourselves that sometimes people just get very lucky? Why must such a selfish statement as "it was a miracle *I* survived" be made... as if that someone was more important than the little girl in town who was raped, murdered, and dumped in a ditch.

2006-11-11 16:34:52 · 19 answers · asked by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 in Religion & Spirituality

if jesus was god, then why would he bother praying to god?
Throughout the gospel, Jesus prays to god and speaks of himself as being separate from god, but people still believe they are the same.

Jesus does also say that he and the father are one, but doesnt the bible speak in the same way about married people?

What do you think?

2006-11-11 16:34:51 · 28 answers · asked by kitty is ANGRY!™ 5 in Religion & Spirituality

My laptop was sick and now I want to partition a new install of xp pro. What is the best way to partition the hard drive. Should it be 50/50 or 20/80 compacity of hard drive. I only have a 60gig.

2006-11-11 16:34:50 · 6 answers · asked by Speedy 8 2 in Laptops & Notebooks

most beautiful love movie that made ur heart stop or drench in tears?

2006-11-11 16:34:48 · 25 answers · asked by blingding 5 in Movies

2006-11-11 16:34:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

..but has anyone walked in on their parents having sex? :-P

2006-11-11 16:34:32 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2006-11-11 16:34:17 · 2 answers · asked by tambam 3 in Celebrities

okay, so deal is that i like this guy and i've liked him since last year. He calls me Chubaka and gothic-clown. My friends little brother accidently alled me chubaka and when he heard her tell me that he started clling me that too. he's always said i was gothic. last year we were in the same block so i saw him all the time but this year we're in different blocks so i only see him occasionaly-in the hallways during the passing periods. Anyway, he used to say hi to me and my friends when we saw each other in the hallway. now he wont even smile at me or say hi or anything. he could walk right past me and give me this look that says i ran over his cat and killed all his family or he wont even notice im there. when he called me chubaka and all my friends by their names i would always tell him to shut up. does that have anything to do with it? i just wish he'd at least smile or say hi to me. what's the problem and can i fix it?

2006-11-11 16:34:10 · 4 answers · asked by rebecca_colee 2 in Singles & Dating

2006-11-11 16:34:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Where can I rent a carpet cleaner???

2006-11-11 16:33:59 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

2006-11-11 16:33:46 · 5 answers · asked by Reanne * 2 in Music

Three fair standard six faced dice of different colors are rolled.IN how many ways can the dice be rolled such that the sum of the numbers rolled is 10?

2006-11-11 16:33:23 · 2 answers · asked by RIMAS 2 in Homework Help

A new supersonic plane carrying 125 passengers on board crashed at the US/Canadian border. 3/4 of the plane crashed on the Candian side and 1/4 crashed on the US side. On what side do you bury the survivors?

2006-11-11 16:32:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i have tried all but pi i have nt enough info---

2006-11-11 16:32:56 · 5 answers · asked by vinylman_music 1 in Genealogy

My cuppeth runth over...

2006-11-11 16:32:55 · 13 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

We've only been married 2 years less a week, and we've suffered 3 pregnancy losses, we gave birth to a stillborn 21 week old daughter 10 dyas ago, had to put my 17 year old cat to sleep this morning. Our personalities are similar and if not for all this trouble we'd be happy, but I'v very depressed, we show our depression in different ways. Also I don't want to adopt (long story - please just understand and not try to talk me out of it) and I think I'v given up on trying again to conceive (4 losses) but he really wants children. Do we stand a chance? I want to still be with him forever, what can I do to make it happen and be happy with him again?

2006-11-11 16:32:47 · 33 answers · asked by stripedbook 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-11 16:32:45 · 20 answers · asked by goutham 1 in Geography

How about 3 yrs, and what will I get in case of divorce. I really believe in marriage, I think everybody should be married. But I want to invest my time wisely. What u think??

2006-11-11 16:32:40 · 10 answers · asked by Mistyfog 1 in Marriage & Divorce

2006-11-11 16:32:37 · 6 answers · asked by joshmcc13 1 in Fish

2006-11-11 16:32:36 · 11 answers · asked by Holly 1 in Religion & Spirituality

What is the location free player and what is the RSS channel?

2006-11-11 16:32:35 · 1 answers · asked by kylexx4xxever 2 in Games & Gear

i think it might be the spirit of the island or something to that measure

2006-11-11 16:32:30 · 11 answers · asked by pumpmar 2 in Television

i know i sure do
all the time
im a very good sleeper
very sound sleeper 2







KID ROCK IS THE BEST IN EVERYTHIN

2006-11-11 16:32:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-11 16:32:17 · 9 answers · asked by Toshihiro 3 in Gambling

and environmentally friendly that is..... to heat your house for the few hours when it's cold (7pm - 10 pm) or all day and all night (24 hours)? I have heard that it is cheaper to go the all day route, but for some reason it just doesn't make much sense.

2006-11-11 16:32:11 · 7 answers · asked by spidy 2 in Maintenance & Repairs

But if you pray for the benefit of others, you see it fulfilled, more often than not. Why is that? Is that the way God is teaching us to be selfless?

2006-11-11 16:32:02 · 8 answers · asked by Allan D 1 in Religion & Spirituality

2006-11-11 16:31:59 · 15 answers · asked by anarimisa2003 1 in Newborn & Baby