Two tramps were walking along the railroad tracks one day and one tramp said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
"Why is that?" said the other tramp.
"Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found a £20. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days."
The other tramp said, "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
"Jesus", said the first tramp. "You are the luckiest guy; did you get a ********, too?"
"Well", the other tramp said, "No, I never found her head."
2006-11-11 16:35:17 · 14 answers · asked by Mr.Why? 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh my gosh..This is so so so gross. But you did warn us ..... How nasty..oh to have sex with a dead person is beyond comprehension.
2006-11-11 16:38:35 · answer #1 · answered by whenwhalesfly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard worse but this is still gross. and I don't get how some people don't get it.... She's missing her HEAD... he made out with a dead person.
2006-11-12 01:28:33 · answer #2 · answered by Christina 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
same tired old boring jokes. Jezzzzzzzzzzz.
2006-11-12 00:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
EW..HOW CAN HE DO THAT....?WOULD U DO THAT..?WOULD MEN DO ANYTHING FOR SEX..IM NOT OFFENDED..JUST LIKE REALLY GROSSED OUT
2006-11-12 00:59:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ew ew ew ew ew totally sick and wrong and ew!!! but u did warn us...i should start listening to people...
2006-11-12 17:39:16 · answer #5 · answered by Amy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whoa dude!
2006-11-12 00:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by ///\oo/\\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny
2006-11-12 00:43:05 · answer #7 · answered by awesome 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
oh that's just wrong....funny, but wrong
lol
2006-11-12 00:51:32 · answer #8 · answered by Ruthie1959 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
o no, that was wrong but funny
2006-11-12 00:59:37 · answer #9 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
THATS IS THE CRAZIEST JOKE
2006-11-12 00:58:49 · answer #10 · answered by BigWally 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋