one day, there were 3 surgeons chatting in a pub, bragging about their achievements. the 1st one say's, "I once operated on a guy who had his fingers cut off by accident, i sewed them back on, and now he's a top violinist!"
the 2nd one sez, "I once operated on a guy who'd lost his legs in a car crash,i sewed them back on, and now he's a gold medal winning runner!"
the 3rd guy sez "dat's notin', i once operated on a man who had been out riding his horse. he got hit by a train. all we could find of him was his hat and the horses asss. i was in the operating room for hours sewing him back togeether, and now he's the president of the USA!" ha ha ha
2006-11-10
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