one day, there were 3 surgeons chatting in a pub, bragging about their achievements. the 1st one say's, "I once operated on a guy who had his fingers cut off by accident, i sewed them back on, and now he's a top violinist!"
the 2nd one sez, "I once operated on a guy who'd lost his legs in a car crash,i sewed them back on, and now he's a gold medal winning runner!"
the 3rd guy sez "dat's notin', i once operated on a man who had been out riding his horse. he got hit by a train. all we could find of him was his hat and the horses asss. i was in the operating room for hours sewing him back togeether, and now he's the president of the USA!" ha ha ha
2006-11-10 00:37:48 · 15 answers · asked by JinMu 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it on the radio... long time ago
2006-11-10 00:44:54 · update #1
here herew lau. i agree with ur "Most powerful country in the world" reply. hahaha 9/11. very good point!
2006-11-10 01:17:46 · update #2
was actually laughin cos lau had 2 remind "Most powerful country in d world" bout dat lil fact. not d fact dat it happened stupid!
2006-11-12 21:31:55 · update #3
hahaha.......good one........like a fairy story.........LOL
And a thumbs up from my side......
2006-11-10 00:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
it was kinda funny, but not that much, but what really got me mad, was when you LAUGHED at 9/11. sayin "hahaha 9/11" when replyin to the "richest most powerful country in the world" comment. HOW CAN YOU LAUGH AT THAT!!!!????!!! LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AND YOUR LAUGHING?????? YOUR AS BAD AS THOSES TERRORISTS.GO TO JAIL CUZ YOUR STUPID.
2006-11-10 18:44:33 · answer #2 · answered by joe c 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yea that really wasn't funny. if george bush's head was a horses asss then yours must be a worms
2006-11-10 18:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by Toto! 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Omg and the dixie chicks got punished so bad for saying they were ashamed he was from texas.
but hey great joke lmao :D
2006-11-10 08:44:08 · answer #4 · answered by Leah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one, I didn't see that one coming....the joke I mean...not the train! I always see the train coming because I have no aspirations to be president! :)
2006-11-10 08:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh, it will be OK....I know you are upset because you wish you were an American and lived in the richest, most powerful country in the world. Loser.
2006-11-10 08:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by Courtney 3 · 2⤊ 4⤋
we already know george bush is a horses ***, tell us something we don't know...i'll give you a 2 for the joke not to amusing..
2006-11-10 08:59:07 · answer #7 · answered by donttalkjustplay05 4 · 2⤊ 3⤋
You must be in denial honey cuz that wasn't funny at all.
2006-11-10 08:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
yeah well funny,my sides are splitting,i am rolling around the floor with laughter.NOT!.
2006-11-10 08:40:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
That's not very funny. Where did you hear that?
2006-11-10 08:41:33 · answer #10 · answered by tammi_alley 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now thats funny..............the best one ive read.......you get a 10 for that one
2006-11-10 08:41:51 · answer #11 · answered by latrece81 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋