GEORGE BUSH GOES TO HELL
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack
and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil
is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on
my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought
that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George
said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard
Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
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