GEORGE BUSH GOES TO HELL
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack
and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil
is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do," says the devil. "You are on
my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely
have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got some folks here who weren't quite as bad
as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take
their place.
I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Bush thought
that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the
first room.
In it was Ronald Reagan and a large pool of water. He
kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and
over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No, George
said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I
don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room. In it was Richard
Nixon with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time
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2006-11-09 21:53:26 · 19 answers · asked by pussy 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here is the cont. i found on the internet:
All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in disbelief and finally said, "Yea, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
Thank you, I'm here all day!!
^_^
2006-11-09 21:59:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
Thank You, Eia for the continuation of a great joke.
2006-11-09 22:59:38 · answer #2 · answered by kman1830 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an stunning President and an honerable guy who has secure this u . s . a . and stored the financial gadget progressively becoming for the previous 8 years apart from the previous few months wich have been led to via evil over-regulating liberal democrats.
2016-10-03 11:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by duchane 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have mentioned that 10 points will be given to the person who completes the joke......in that case "eia" would have won that...Even now, she deserves it...
2006-11-09 22:34:49 · answer #4 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the finishing touch given by eia was great
2006-11-09 23:34:11 · answer #5 · answered by bestof me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks so much eia! If you didn't complete the joke I would have been wondering about the end of days. So funny!
2006-11-09 22:54:36 · answer #6 · answered by cat_lover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes countdown started
2006-11-09 22:46:42 · answer #7 · answered by Krishna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-11 00:09:48 · answer #8 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-09 22:59:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your joke is incomplete
2006-11-09 22:07:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋