All categories - 8 November 2006

A man was out in the road and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A coffin was followed by a second one’ behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement

"Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied "Join the queue."

2006-11-08 00:31:29 · 38 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Today my son came home from school, He is in middle school...Anyway, he told me that his teacher made all the student's sit down and he told them he wanted to tell them somthing he found out before he started class. Now he told the student's that there was an asteroid discovered that is predicted to collide with earth or the moon in the year 2038...What I want to know is that has anyone else heard this too??? My son came home scared to death after he told them that, I really didn't know what to tell him... But I told him if that was the true facts then we would've heard about it on the news or internet... Is this true or not??

2006-11-08 00:31:23 · 15 answers · asked by mmarie1221 2 in Astronomy & Space

2006-11-08 00:31:15 · 3 answers · asked by HERB 1 in Military

No one seems to be answering my questions and i need some answers fast! I use to watch flight 29 down all the time, but tehse days i can't seem to find that show on tv! I missed so much of it now. If you have satalite, could you please tell me what channel it's on, people told me that it's on discovery channel, but we have a few discovery channels! we have chanells 200 and up! Thanks for your answers!

2006-11-08 00:31:08 · 7 answers · asked by Kayla B 1 in Other - Entertainment

does it take for it to go into effect, for instance the minimum wage issue in Ohio

2006-11-08 00:31:00 · 1 answers · asked by osu_fanz 4 in Other - Politics & Government

2006-11-08 00:31:00 · 7 answers · asked by dirkthesmirk 3 in Current Events

or does it depend on the cleaning job your going to do ?

2006-11-08 00:30:55 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cleaning & Laundry

on the show overhaulin they play, "i am gasoline..." does anyone know what song this is?

2006-11-08 00:30:54 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

On t.v the other day i was switching channels and came across a preacher trying to sell a prosperity cloth.He was showing airplanes and houses that you could get if you pray with this cloth.Dont you think this is wrong,im not a christian but i thought that pride/envy is a deadly sin.

2006-11-08 00:30:44 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I saw Julia run in the Pelican Brief and My Best Friends Wedding and Tom Cruise runs in most of his movies.

2006-11-08 00:30:43 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Hey, my fiance and I are trying for a baby. We have been together for almost 4 years now. We tried last month but didn't really plan it out all well during ovulation time. Well this month we planned it just right during ovulation time. Well she has been complaining about head aches, pains in the stomach, feeling dizzy, and feeling cold all the time yet her temperature is normal? She says she can't lay on her stomach anymore at night she has to sleep on her side. We have another week left before she is due her period or have it late (hoping it will be late and she is preg.) What do you all think? I am anxious and we both want a baby.

2006-11-08 00:30:41 · 7 answers · asked by Wanting to be a daddy 1 in Trying to Conceive

the best car in the world

2006-11-08 00:30:27 · 4 answers · asked by stefan 3 in Other - Society & Culture

I have friend who does. They meet up with other families and have various "clubs" to cover different subjects.
Just wondering if the advantages out weigh the disadvantages, in your opinion?

2006-11-08 00:30:25 · 29 answers · asked by dan h 2 in Home Schooling

I just broke up with my boyfriend because basically he was a bum. We were together on and off for 2 years. About 1 month before we broke up he had purchased a laptop for my birthday because he had basically ruined my bday. He didn't buy me anything, had hit me, killed my fish and put a hole in my wall. I live on campus at college and the police were called. When they were called he ran. Then he came back 2 days later and felt bad about what he did to me on my bday and bought me the laptop. The laptop was purcahsed through dell with my name listed as the purchaser and receiver. His name is not on the invoice at all but he used his dell credit card to buy it. A month later I broke up with him because I couldn't take it anymore. He now threatens to sue me for the laptop if I don't mail it back to him because he claims I used him and then broke up with him. The invoice even states it was purchased 2 days after my bday so I feel like I shoudn't have to give it back.

2006-11-08 00:30:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

i have a problem to open my emails so somebody advised me to settings my firewalls and my internet restriction because there is something to block my mail so somebody knows how to unblock the settings for firewall i need help i just put my security settings to medium because was at medium high and was one reason also that block me to get into my email.

2006-11-08 00:30:16 · 1 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Security

all i want to do is address my issues, which have troubled me for 15 years, there abouts..what should i be expecting from my psychiatrist? should he diagnose me right away? what should i be asking?

2006-11-08 00:30:15 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mental Health

2006-11-08 00:30:12 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-08 00:30:03 · 12 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

from voter fraud to hacked voter machines word is coming out that across the nation dem's might not have won honestly.....this in a memo from an insider in the democratic party to their friend in a well known liberal medium bragged about how they won the elections by using the age old methods of voting using deceased person's info and ids and also hiring hackers to use computer cards at various polling stations across the nation to override votes. the news source known for its liberal bias responded with a i was happy to help, i hate the reps the sooner we destroy them the better....hmmm you think anything of this is true or is it just verbal bomb throwing to see what will come of this?

2006-11-08 00:29:57 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Elections

2006-11-08 00:29:48 · 12 answers · asked by Sun 2 in Elections

2006-11-08 00:29:44 · 6 answers · asked by Celeste P 7 in Celebrities

When I just heard a woman on the bus talking about xmas presents-
She says her daughter is buying her son a £1000 laptop WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK-the lad was 9.

2006-11-08 00:29:29 · 57 answers · asked by Elle J Morgan 6 in Parenting

is this a good price for my gocart i have put on Ebay and is it good information? want to buy or bid any1?'
link:
http://cgi.ebay.com/OFFROAD-2-SEATER-GOCART-6-5-HP_W0QQitemZ290048100499QQihZ019QQcategoryZ64656QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

2006-11-08 00:29:17 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Car Makes

2006-11-08 00:29:12 · 22 answers · asked by ? 5 in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

last week I had my circumcise , till now still havent recover , and the problem is from circumcise tat day I didnt sleep till today (1 week) , if sleep also just tat 2~4 hours , cos everytime while I was sleeping , my "brother" will suddenly "stand" and sometimes will bleeding. Tat time I'll pain till rolling here and there , just like wan my life~

can any1 tell me any idea how to make my "brother" wont "stand" so I can sleep till the next morning?

*Plz forgive me cos my english very bad , hope u all can understand wat i mean

2006-11-08 00:29:11 · 11 answers · asked by Leonard 1 in Men's Health

He will lock you up in prison, until your mind and body rots.
And won't care.

2006-11-08 00:29:06 · 20 answers · asked by zenbuddhamaster 4 in Religion & Spirituality

Where?
When?
What games did you watch?
How was the experience?

2006-11-08 00:29:02 · 15 answers · asked by Juventina 6 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

2006-11-08 00:28:55 · 2 answers · asked by kahel 1 in Cell Phones & Plans

it has been over 9 weeks now and i feel i am just being fobbed off by the consultant. he originally told me he would know after two months if he would need to pin my foot but now he has moved the goal post!!!!!!! i came out of plaster this week and he told me that it has not healed as he had hoped it would, i have to go back in 6 weeks time for more X-rays and then 6 weeks after this i have to go back for further X-rays(end of Jan 2007) he will then think about putting a pin in the foot. he has told me to walk on it as normal, go back to work in a weeks time(i am on my feet all day). when i try to walk it feels as if i have stone digging into my foot and it is stinging all the time. i cant bend my toes as it hurts and i have tried to drive but this is painful, i am going to have to drive as i can't get to work other wise when my sick note runs out. the consultant made me feel a nuisence. anybody had trouble with a broken metatarsal ??????

2006-11-08 00:28:46 · 3 answers · asked by fred 2 in Injuries