A man was out in the road and noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A coffin was followed by a second one’ behind the second coffin was a solitary man walking with a black dog. Behind him was a queue of 200 men walking in single file. The man couldn't stand his curiosity. He approached the man walking the dog, "I am so sorry I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this with so many of you walking in single file. Whose funeral is it?"
The man replied, "Well, that first coffin is for my wife. "My dog attacked and killed her."
He inquired further, "Well, who is in the second coffin?"
The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog attacked and killed her also." A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passes between the two men. Then the first one asks in excitement
"Can I borrow the dog?" The man replied "Join the queue."
2006-11-08 00:31:29 · 38 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i like it...clean and funny!!!
2006-11-08 00:42:38 · answer #1 · answered by Adele 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2006-11-08 00:35:20 · answer #2 · answered by Elsa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old is Gold 7/10
2006-11-08 16:10:43 · answer #3 · answered by Heista 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amezing. 10/10
2006-11-08 14:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by arpita 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-15 12:44:43 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This mother in law joke has and will be around for many a generation. One can truly call it a classic !
2006-11-10 13:47:28 · answer #6 · answered by Blackjack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice and decent 7 out of 10
2006-11-08 00:38:53 · answer #7 · answered by raunak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
that gets a 10
2006-11-08 02:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by x3holdaloverclose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey good one
Gr8 dog
wonder how the man taught the dog that trick
2006-11-08 02:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by Amrita 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An 8...and can u tell me is the dog still in service ...heheheh lol
2006-11-08 01:06:26 · answer #10 · answered by kiti4u 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well! Thats quite heartless.
Thank God! I m not a man.
I wish each man starts to respect his wife.
Afterall MARRIAGE IS HEAVEN.
2006-11-08 00:46:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋